#You need to toddler-proof camp because I trust none of these people to look after themselves | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

toxictoad · 6 months

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I can't find the original post but I keep seeing screenshots of the one person who made their tav basically the party's dad and I love that. I love making old tavs that look at their companions and go "Whelp, I guess I have seven unruly children now" and by the time Jaheira joins in she sees basically one elderly adventurer juggling a vampire spawn, a (formerly) explosive wizard, a tiefling who only recently stopped being on fire all the time, the 24-year-old blade of frontiers, a murderhobo githyanki who was betrayed by her goddess, a recovering Sharran who was betrayed by HER goddess, a Drow who was literally an Absolute general like two days ago, and Tav is just like "My kids :)" While Astarion is pickpocketing people and Minthara is poisoning dinner and Lae'zel and Shadowheart are knife-fighting (Flirting)

#Look I just think they need Adult Supervision #You need to toddler-proof camp because I trust none of these people to look after themselves #I love them #It is very funny when you get high approval with everyone and they're like 'can we fuck? 🥺'#And I have to go 'No sweetie now let's work on playing nice with others and not ascending to godhood'#The exception to this is Halsin because he's the oldest but he still has ISSUES #He looks well-adjusted but only in comparison to the rest of these freaks #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #the tadfools #tadpole gang #Toad's Tavs #Toad lectures

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