#Zeffie ₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. Rick and Morty

[lovelettersfromkiki]

now's probably a good time to show off my Rick and Morty sona/insert

meet Zeffie!!

she's an alien clown who actually visited earth in the 80s (both to learn more about the home-world of the infamous Rick Sanchez as well as just have some FUN) and ended up meeting Stephen King and being the inspiration for Pennywise LMAO she has a lot of similarities to him tbh -- they both are alien clowns who feed on flesh and have some rather unconventional shapeshifting abilities (as seen above in her human disguise)

back in the day, in Rick's Flesh Curtains era, she was a stuntwoman/space racer for the thrill and the funds. however she grew bored of the repetitive nature of "perform, pay, leave" so when she met this eccentric human constantly looking for trouble, she was smitten since landing on earth she decided she would just wait for the man to eventually return. he had to SOMETIME...right?

also like Pennywise, she needs to hibernate every now and then, but the length is totally dependent on how much she had been feeding in her recent bout of activity. so she decided she'd nap underground (finding a cozy abandoned subway to nest in) hopefully he'd be back by the time she woke.

unfortunately, she ended up hibernating a LONG time. so long, in fact, Rick DID return to Earth. only now he was....OLD and GROSS. her heart was practically ripped from her chest-- even going so far as to yell at him for having the NERVE to age

even so she sticks around, gets to know the Smith family and is eventually pseudo-adopted by them PSA: I DONT SHIP ZEFFIE WITH PRESENT RICK. HE'S A SENIOR CITIZEN WITH ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION LIKELY. the only Rick i ship Zeffie with is Flesh Curtains era.