#Zoe baker tickle

[written-in-sunshine]

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Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Most Kinks (PLEASE ask if you’re unsure), Smut, Top/Bottom Dynamics, Omegaverse, AUs, Crossovers, Domestic Fluff, Violence, Age Gap Ships, Any Sexualities, Intersex Characters, Homophobia/Transphobia/Fantasy Racism/Racism (IF THE CONTENT IS RELEVANT TO THE CHARACTER), Your OCs, My OCs, OC-Centric Fics, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Angst, Headcanon-Based Things, Canon Compliant Fic, Canon Divergent Fic, Most Ships, Sickfics, Whump

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Defecation of ANY KIND, tickling, gas, eye trauma, OCs without proper information for me to work from

Ships Most Likely To Write - Resident Evil

Leon Kennedy/Ashley Graham

Leon Kennedy/Luis Serra Navarro

Luis Serra Navarro/Ashley Graham

Chris Redfield/Ethan Winters

Jack Baker/Ethan Winters

Lucas Baker/Clancy Jarvis

Lucas Baker/Ethan Winters

Mia Winters/Zoe Baker

Chris Redfield/Ethan Winters

Karl Heisenberg/Ethan Winters

Salvatore Moreau/Donna Beneviento

Ships I Will Not Write - Resident Evil

Leon Kennedy/Ada Wong

Luis Serra Navarro/Ada Wong

Chris Redfield/Mia Winters

Ethan Winters/Mia Winters (Past is Fine)

Ships Most Likely To Write - Saw

Lawrence Gordon/Adam Stanheight-Faulkner

Lawrence Gordon/Scott Tibbs/Adam Stanheight-Faulkner

Logan Nelson/David

Mallick/Brit

Mark Hoffman/Peter Strahm

Scott Tibbs/Adam Stanheight-Faulkner

Scott Tibbs/Lark

Ships I Will Not Write - Saw

Lawrence Gordon/Allison Gordon (Past is Fine)

Adam Stanheight-Faulkner/Amanda Young

Fandoms I Will Write Crossovers With

Assassin's Creed

Catherine

Deadman Wonderland

Devil's Carnival

Dragon Age

The Evil Within

Fallout Universe

Final Fantasy VII

Final Fantasy X/X-2

Inception

Insidious

Invader Zim

IT

Jeepers Creepers

Kick-Ass

Kingdom Hearts

Krampus

Left 4 Dead

Lollipop Chainsaw

Mad Max

Nightmare On Elm Street

The Quarry

Portal

Saw

Silent Hill

South Park

Team Fortress 2

Until Dawn

Feel free to ask about other fandoms, as well!

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[ultimatedemonsimp]

I've had all of this on my mind for too long and I refuse to apologize for what I'm about to do, but I understand that I'm prolly trash.

Bakers Family Tickle Headcanons

Jack Baker

Pre-infection:

This semi-sweet old man is a switch

Mainly goes after Zoe and Lucas, but does get into tickle fights with Marguerite pretty regularly (most of which he loses, btw)

Absolutely does the whole tickle monster spiel, don't even argue with me, I'm also pretty confident that he teases with compliments

Somewhat rough, but not too much

Raspberries are his favorite fruits. Just look at that man's gd beard-

Doesn't push anyone past their limits

Mostly likes to suprise his lee (leaning over the back of the couch, jumping at them or from behind corners, ect.)

Basically, even before Eveline and her "gift", you still couldn't walk around that house without feeling like you were about to be attacked by him

Old man is also very ticklish

Mostly tickled by Marguerite, but, every once in a while, Lucas has the nuts to get his father back

Ribs, stomach, sides and hips are his worst spots, mostly belly laughs

Likes to receive raspberry as much as he likes to give them

6/10 for ticklishness

Post-infection:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST-

LER

With ever cell in his mold body, ler

Still tickles his family, but it's become more directed at Eveline and Lucas

That being said, he's very gentle with Eveline, the hivemind making sure he knows exactly what she wants and when

He still has tickle fights with Marguerite, but they've have become more savage and only slightly less loving

Zoe no longer interacts with the family enough to really do any of that anymore

But Lucas... poor Lucas gets his shit wrecked regularly.

A few long gone "family members" have been subjected to this sadistic old man's wrath, as well, but that's not to be dwelled on

As said above, Jack has become a sadistic fuck

Very rough, but not enough to leave bruises

Still uses the tickle monster act, but is much less affectionate than before, taking to scolding and/or insults instead of compliments when tickling someone other than Eveline

Still has his love of raspberries, giving and receiving

Limits? Don't know 'em

Is still as ticklish as before, same places, same reactions, if not a little more dramatic or erratic

Loves to chase his lees, taunting them the whole time (think of the shit he says while looking for Ethan in-game, but alter some of them a little)

Still 6/10, but he's a drama queen.

Marguerite Baker

Pre-infection

Mama of the year is a switch

Other than the tickle fights with Jack, she mainly goes after Lucas and sometimes Zoe

Very loving with her children, mostly does the "coochi-coo" kind of teases

A little bit mean to her husband tho-

She does the "now what are you doin' down there?" that I'm pretty sure all moms do

Really likes to back her lee up against a wall so they can slide down it and she gets to use that line

Stops far before her lee's limit

Southern mama is ticklish, but much less than her husband

Worst spots are the soles of her feet and underneath her toes, shrieks for days

Everywhere else is mostly giggles, whines, and the occasional squeal

Ticklishness is a 4/10

Post-infection

Another one that went from a pretty sweet switch to a mean ler

On rare occasions, she send her little bugs to crawl around on her lee

Not biting, not eating them alive, just walking and fluttering around

Still goes after Lucas, but not as much as Jack does

Is only a little rough with her little baby boy

Zoe doesn't stay around them long enough for tickles

Eveline, of course, is her main lee, who she is very gentle with

Tickle fights with Jack are more rough, though she sometimes tries to start and keep them light, which only really happens a few times every year, when the two of them are cuddled up together in the same bed like a proper husband and wife, tired enough to not want to full-on wrestle, but not enough to get them to sleep

Like her husband, she likes to chase her lee and search for them while they hide

Unlike her husband, she prefers to stay rather quiet, occasionally making comments on finding her lee

Only knows Lucas' and Eveline's limits, anyone else is fucked

Still ticklish, it was actually enhanced a little

Places other than her toes and soles produce more than giggles

Bumped up to a 5/10

Lucas Baker

Pre-infection

Boi is a lee-leaning switch that can't catch a break

Everyone in this house is trying to tickle him at every opportunity

Has tickled people back, but not often, other than Zoe

Him and Zoe have always had very rough and mean tickle fights

Whenever he tickled his father back, he tried to be mean, but it didn't work all that well

Actually just ended up just getting wrecked again afterwards-

Doesn't try to get his mama back though, doesn't mind it all that much from her

Gets Zoe at every chance, though

There's a 50/50 chance he'll respect limits

Ticklish everywhere, but especially his knees and waist

9/10, very ticklish boi

Post-infection

This mans lost all his fight-

Lee, mostly because his old man tuckers him out so much that he can't move for at least ten minutes

Not fully though, he still pops into the trailer to annoy his sister almost weekly

To make sure suspicion doesn't arise, tickles Eveline from time to time, still hates her

Jesus christ, he though he was ticklish enough-

Damn near screeches everywhere

Went from frantically trying to push your hand off his knee while laughing like a maniac to kicking you in the face while screaming like a banshee

He gives off major brat vibes, so that's what I'm going with

Chase him. You won't be disappointed.

It can be running through the giant house or hiding in the bayou, he loves it

Pull a Jack Baker and taunt him, he'll run faster, but also make more mistakes, like getting cornered

Those things are what makes him hate his dad so much because that's always what he does

11/10, went from very ticklish boi to *incoherent screeching*

Zoe Baker

Before Eveline

Was already a ler

Went after the whole family, too

Sneak up behind Lucas while he's doing an engineer and attack with claws to the waist

Daddy's working on the car? Well, he'd better pull down the hem of his shirt or his tickle monster of a daughter is gonna attack

Mama can't cook without checking if her daughter's around every few seconds or she'll be interrupted by a familiar set of fingers kneading her sides

Doesn't tease her parents, but Lucas, of course, gets all of it

Playfully makes fun of him for not fighting it all too much

Got her ler from her father and her lee from her mother

Not very ticklish, but more than her ma'

Hips and stomach are the worst

5/10

After Eveline, the only tickle related things that happened or changed was that she didn't interact with anyone but Lucas.

THEY'RE HERE! FINALLY!

I may or may not make one specifically for Eveline and/or Mia.

[themightycancerian]

Your fic is the best! Mind if I picked your brain about any HCs you might have? Or thoughts on the characters of RE7? And will we possibly be seeing any of the other characters in your fic?

I don’t mind at all! But prepare yourself! I have a shit ton XD

Headcanons:

Baker Family

Playing the game, there was a picture of Jack Baker in uniform and it looks like he was in the Marines. He might have been a lieutenant or captain. Which is why I think he is such a hard ass. Especially towards Lucas because he is the first born and a male. The old school “male is the head of the household” kinda thing. So he puts more responsibility on Lucas.

Since Jack was a military man, I feel like the family moved around a lot. I see Marguerite is originally from Dulvey, Louisiana so that is why they eventually settled there. Since it was a ranch, I feel like Jack wants to make Marguerite happy because he made her move around a lot.

That’s why I can see Marguerite was the only one to take Lucas to the head doctor because Jack was away. It’s also why I see Lucas being a mama’s boy whereas Zoe is totally a daddy’s girl.

Lucas and Zoe are two years apart which gives the right age for them to share a room. Which pissed off Lucas because he wanted his own space.

Zoe would always get Lucas in trouble because that’s what younger siblings do. Like if Lucas cussed she would tattle. Lucas would be all “son of a bitch” and Zoe would run to Jack and be all “Lucas said son of a bitch!”. Then Jack would yell at Lucas for using that kinda of language in the house while Zoe would look from the corner with a smile on her face. I also see when they get older, Lucas would say “Goddamn it” and Jack would be like “You don’t use that fucking language in my house boy!”.

If Zoe and Lucas got in a fight, I can see Zoe being able to take down Lucas. Which of course pisses Jack off because Lucas should be able to take down a girl. Also, Marguerite makes Zoe and Lucas sit down in front of each and forces them to stare at each other. If one looks away, they get slapped with a hickory stick. After Marguerite thinks they had enough she makes them apologize and hug it out. Which of course they do, but they whisper threats into each other ears.

Lucas looks like he doesn’t fucking sleep but 2 hours every three days. He lives and breaths energy drinks. He lives off snacks and microwavable food. If it’s not microwavable, he can’t eat it. He also doesn’t think about his hygiene.

Zoe is allergic to peanuts.

Even though Zoe and Lucas were at each other’s throats, they would tell each other shit they would never tell their parents. I feel like Zoe is a lesbian and she would tell Lucas and he would be all “nah shit Zoe”.

They would leave post-it notes for each other

They would barter for food. If Zoe wouldn’t give him anyway food, Lucas would tickle the shit out of her until she would give up or he would steal it.

The Sewer Gator Crew

They are all roommates. Andre and Pete knew each other before Clancy (obviously).

Clancy (especially him) and Andre smoke the reefer. They have code words when they are in public like “Is Reggie coming over and does he needs some stationary?”

Pete is a high-functioning alcoholic with a toddy (my Uncle calls Jack and Coke a toddy) always in his hand. He has two cats named Princess (female) and Trevor (male)

Andre hates the cats because he is a dog lover. He has a wiener dog named Bitty but calls her Itty Bitty.

Clancy loves music and anything to do with photography. He leans more towards dogs but he doesn’t mind having cats around.

Andre is the one that is basically the mom of the group. He gets the food and makes sure the house is in somewhat decent shape. He is also the one who cooks them meals. If he doesn’t, they get take out. Clancy helps out more than Pete.

Clancy and Andre watch the shit out of Rick and Morty.

Pete has temper tantrums and makes Andre clean the litter box even though the cats are his. He is terrified of spiders.

The Winters Family

Ethan and Mia either met in high school or college.

I feel like Mia only took the “babysitting” job because she was bored of the mundane life her and Ethan had.

Ethan seems to be one of those mild-mannered 9 to 5 kind of guys who was in bed by 9 pm. He sits in a cubicle all day.

They live in a gated community. Ethan wants to have kids and Mia is all for it….when they have enough to afford some.

Other Characters in my fic:

I do plan on having more characters like Jack and possibly Ethan eventually but I’m not sure yet. I just need to work them into the story. I try to think when it is the best possible time to bring them in.

[residentevilprompts]

Lucas Baker x Reader- Monster

The hell is going on?

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“S’just weird, y’know?” Lucas grumbled. You nodded along as he struggled to lift your suitcase off the conveyor belt. You had tried helping him earlier, but Lucas was too stubborn and assured you that he could get the bags himself. “My folks have always been rather touchey-feely when it came to me and Zoe. I don’t understand why they’d just suddenly stop all contact with me when I started college,” he complained.

“Maybe something came up?” You tried to assure him. “Didn’t you say that the internet connection sucked at your house? It could be that the connection has been cut off and your parents have been too busy to fix it.” 

Lucas shrugged.

“Possibly. It’d be nice to know they’re not dead, though.”

You frowned, grabbing the suitcase’s handle and hauling it over the metal bar. Lucas had never really been a man of physical strength. Lucas had never really been a man of anything except technology and pranks.

“Hey, why don’t we get all our stuff together and head to your parents’ house?” You smiled softly and nudged him, “Then you can rant to your parents about how they should call you more often. Maybe throw a prank in there.” 

Lucas tried to keep his grumpy facade up but the grin tugging at his lips said otherwise. “Where’s that gorgeous smile that I adore so much?” You taunted, chuckling as Lucas glared at you due to your playful act.

“Fuck you.”

“Gladly. I think I’m quite the catch,” you joked and laid the final suitcase on the bag-carrier. “Now, let’s hurry and catch a cab before it’s too late! I don’t want to miss your mum’s legendary ‘bug stew’ made from beef and carrots.”

Lucas growled and trapped your smaller body in his arms. He shifted his face close to yours, snarling at you cheekily, “That was one time. Why do I tell you these things if you’re just going to use them as weaknesses against me?” 

You silenced him with a quick kiss.

“Come on, Mr ‘I’m-so-scary’. Like I said before, we need to catch a cab to the swamp or else we’ll be stuck at a hotel for the night,” you elaborated. “And I’m not going through the same thing that happened yesterday.”

Lucas snickered at your displeased features.

“Alright, it’s not like you’d get an extra night with me. Alone.” He taunted, smirking when a blush spread across your cheeks. You pushed him in return, using your hoodie as a shield when Lucas used his height as an advantage and began tickling your sides.

“St-o-oop!” 

A few people turned around at the sound of your laughter, one or two older couples smiling at the pair of you, possibly reliving past memories as you and Lucas prodded one another. The two of you continued for another five minutes until you both calmed down, Lucas having to keep you up straight from the lack of air drifting into your lungs.

He giggled and poked your cheek, “Alright, alright. Let’s go get a cab, I’m sure ma won’t mind us arriving a little late. Dad’s probably waiting impatiently for her to serve the food~”

Rolling your eyes, you moved from Lucas’ grip and began pushing the luggage towards the exit. “Sounds like you whenever I visit your dorm,” you noted. It wasn’t uncommon that you would end up having to make sure Lucas ate dinner because he was so immersed in a new project.

“But you do it cause you love meee~” He threw his arms over your shoulders, much to your annoyance.

Your boyfriend was such a dork.

“Mm-hmm, whatever you say.” Lucas turned towards you and you immediately wished that you hadn’t said that. It was now his mission to have you admit your undying love for him, a mission so important that Lucas continued to pester you all the way back to his parents’ swamp and only giving you a break when the cab driver asked for directions.

“You love me, it’s so obvious.” 

You flicked Lucas’ nose. 

“Maybe I’m dating you for the money you’ll earn in the future, ever think of that?” Lucas seemed surprised at your reply, an unsettling grin stretching across his features.

“But that means you’re planning to stick with me,” he pointed out. “You said the future, which suggests that a certain someone doesn’t want to leave her boyfriend. You’re stuck with me~”

“Woe be me! I am stuck with a wonderful boyfriend that pranks me nonstop for the rest of eternity.” You smooshed against Lucas’ side whilst pressing the back of your hand against your forehead in a Shakespearian fashion. “How will I live?”

Lucas chortled at your dramatics, his eyes flooding with the familiar mirth that always seemed to be present in his mind. He opened his mouth to reply but stopped short when the cabbie slammed on the breaks. The two of you lurched forward, the seatbelt cutting into your neck and winding you. 

“Hey! What the hell, man?” Your boyfriend scowled at the man through his front mirror, the cabbie obviously a little sheepish at his previous actions. He apologised nervously and you wondered what caused him to stop so suddenly. Turning to look out the window, your heart dropped.

This was Lucas’ house, but it looked far different from the photos he had shown you. The wooden home was greyed and seemed to lack any care for maintenance. The pillars were crumbling and jagged. You tugged at Lucas’ jacket, causing your boyfriend to turn away from his argument with the cabbie and to look out the window.

You watched as the anger in his eyes turned to shock. 

The swamp seemed to swallow up some parts of the land and the trees caused the scene to have a somewhat dreary effect. 

“What in the fuck happened?” Lucas stumbled out of the car and slowed his pace as he approached the wooden structure. You apologised to the cabbie and asked him to wait, you were only going to be a minute.

“Lucas, maybe the cabbie got your directions wrong? He could have taken a wron-?” You were cut short by Lucas shaking his head.

“No, we’re at the right place.” He approached the door cautiously, tugging on the handle. You were surprised when it swung open. “C’mon, we need to find Dad,” he elucidated and strode confidently into the crumbling architecture. You watched him uncertainly and found yourself falling to peer pressure.

Sending the cab driver a quick ‘one-moment’ signal, you ran to catch up with Lucas.

Stepping through the door, you yelped as it swung shut and hit you from behind. You frowned at the suddenness and scanned the door over. Nothing seemed out of place.

“_____?” You jogged towards Lucas’ voice, not bothering to investigate the door further. It sounded like he was upstairs, so you strode up the stairs and found him standing on the landing. In front of him sat an old woman in a wheelchair.

“Lucas, you never mentioned having a grandmother!” You smiled warmly towards the old woman, her eyes unblinking and watching you through a bleary gaze.  Lucas grabbed your wrist, his eyes wide and somewhat frantic. Through clenched teeth, he whispered quietly ‘I don’t have any grandparents’ and slowly began pulling you towards the door to his left. The old woman made no signs of moving as Lucas and you backed away from her. She blinked slowly and that’s when you chose to close the door.

“Lucas-?” You turned towards your boyfriend and a lump form in your throat. Behind the tall man stood a 7ft monster made out of what looked like sludge. You could feel the blood drain from your face as it rose an arm and swung it towards the back of Lucas’ head.

“Lucas!” You shoved the man out of harm's way, causing the pair of you to hit the opposing wall. The monster seemed to grunt in frustration, raising its arm in an attempt to injure the pair of you again.

“Fuck!” Lucas ducked beneath the monster’s claw, dragging you down with him. The sharp-toothed creature seemed to teeter from the amount of weight it had thrown into the punch. Lucas and you took its moment of weakness to your advantage, Lucas pulling you out onto the balcony and towards his father’s study. He made sure to bolt the door behind him.

“What the hell was that?!” 

You took a moment to calm your beating heart and pressed back against a nearby wall. You needed to calm down. Take a deep breath. You did so and felt your mind clear. Looking over to Lucas, the man seemed to be doing the exact opposite. He was bent over, his hands clenching and unclenching the fabric of his jeans, his breath short and panicked.

Your eyes widened.

Had Lucas taken his medicine?

“Lucas! Lucas, look at me,” you approached the man carefully. When he made no move to that opposed your presence, you traced his jaw slowly and lifted his face so that his eyes would meet your own.

“Breathe.”

He seemed confused like he didn’t recognise you, then he nodded and followed your instructions. Lucas’ panic attacks weren’t a very common occurrence, but you had taken a few classes in case you were ever around when he slipped into one.

You waited patiently until his breathing had finally evened out and ran a hand over his back, giving him a little physical contact to ease him back to reality. Lucas wasn’t really one for physical contact when it came to his attacks, but it helped to ease him back down from his panicked state.

“Are you alright now?”

He nodded.

“Need a hug?”

Hesitant nod.

Drawing the tall man closer, you let him rest his face in the crook of your neck and hesitantly wrapped your arms around his waist. Lucas remained still and took deep breaths, letting your scent calm him.

Pulling away, he smiled weakly, which made you send a supportive smile back. The hooded adult took another breath and his usual grin settled across his smugass face.

Now, to figure out what was going on.

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For Anon! :)