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Delight Bath Oil, Zoella Fizz Bar, Willow Pattern Soap, Winterspell by Claire Legrand

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Mid-bath, I realised that Eddie and Steve had daughters during Lush’s peak popularity with the bathbombs and bubble bars, the themed releases (especially for Halloween). How did that go?

omg as a mid-2010s adolescent who *loved* watching lush hauls (Zoella's specifically and that's someone I hadn't thought about in a bazillion years), I cannot believe I didn't think of this sooner

Okay, but I see your Lush, and I raise you this:

The mall closest to their town in Massachusetts (the epic Natick Mall for any fellow New Englanders) just so happens to separate the Lush and the Bath and Body Works by just two (2) stores.

Add a Yankee Candle to that shit and you’ve got a brand new circle of hell – that’s Eddie’s opinion anyways, and he’d be the one to know given how Steve pulls the migraine card every time the girls lobby for a trip to the mall.

Like most adolescent girls in the mid-2010s, Moe, Robbie, and Hazel love Lush and they love Bath and Body works, so it’s a given that they’ll be building time for both into their mall adventure.

For Eddie, it’s his least favorite part of an already not-so-enjoyable experience, because, yeah, one of those bath bombs or whatever might smell nice on its own, but a hundred thousand of the fuckers crammed into a store with less square footage than the entryway of his and Steve’s house…that’s gotta be some form of prison torture (and if it’s not, it should be).

Eventually, Eddie just sets them loose for that portion of their shopping trip, which Steve might not necessarily approve of (but what Steve doesn’t know can’t hurt him, and those two stores back to back definitely would hurt Eddie).

“Do not lose Hazel,” he tells Robbie and Moe, deadly serious even though Hazel is almost ten and the risk of losing her in a real way is getting slimmer and slimmer, “If you are not walking into the bookstore in exactly thirty minutes, I will send a mall cop in to bring you to me the long way. Through the food court where all the kids from your school will be. Capiche?”

The system works – the girls get to spend their dads’ money on over-scented garbage and Eddie gets to retain his sense of smell and his sanity – but it’s only half the battle. The second half takes place at home, in the upstairs bathroom that all three girls share.

“Hazel!,” they hear Moe yell, “That one was mine!”

Steve shoots Eddie a look, as if to say that’s all you, man.

“C’mon, Stevie,” he protests, “I broke up the last one about the stupid hand sanitizers.”

“Nope. You facilitated buying them that shit. You can deal with it.”

Right on cue, they hear Hazel upstairs start to cry. Eddie groans, gets to his feet, and heads upstairs.

Indeed, Hazel is sobbing, because she almost always is these days (Steve and Eddie secretly joke that she’d never cried as a baby because she was stock-piling it all for her elementary-school days), and wrapped in an elephant towel (there’s a hood with ears and everything; it’s very cute). Moe is holding a half-dissolved bath bomb that she’d clearly just fished out of the bathtub and wearing an unreasonably irate expression for what is ultimately just a glorified ball of baking soda and citric acid (Eddie looked it up).

“Dad – Hazel’s using my bath bomb.”

“It’s not yours!” Hazel hiccups.

Eddie squints at the deformed mess fizzing in Moe’s hand.

“I gotta side with Hazy here, Moe. I mean – c’mon. Did you actually want a Santa Claus-shaped bath bomb? Really?”

“Yeah,” she insists, “It’s limited edition, Dad. For the holiday collection.”

Eddie lets out a long sigh.

“Okay,” he says, “You guys are keeping this shit in your own rooms. Starting now.”

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I cannot believe what I found in the bargain section in @tkmaxxuk today, a original @zoella beauty fizz bar from 2014’ for only £1.80😱and I knew that I had to get it as they only had one left on the shelf! (at Hardwicke, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBd-0-apZ_N/?igshid=18yj5vtccesxc

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Zoella Beauty Mini Fizz Bar Trio | Rückblick https://ift.tt/2YPjQBW

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Random Target Haul

I was in Target today to get my Nephew's birthday present and ended up getting some other stuff. They just redid the beauty section at my Target and now they have Real Techniques brushes and are carrying Soap Glory so I was real excited to wonder the new aisles. As I wondered I ended up throwing a lot in my basket so this is what I bought.

E.l.f. Cleansing Duo Face Brush - This is a dual-sided cleansing brush that has soft bristles on one side to gently cleanse pore and has a flexible silicone head on the other side to exfoliate and massage the skin. I was just curious about this and it has only $14 so I decided to try it.

E.l.f. Mascara & Shadow Shield - I got this because I'm always getting mascara on my lid or underneath my eyes so I'm hoping this will help prevent that.

E.l.f. Kiss It Goodbye Lip Color Remover - Since I've gotten into liquid lipstick and longer lasting stains I figured I would give this a try because I have a hard removing some lip products. I haven't heard anyone really talk about this so I don't know if that because it's terrible or because no body has really tried it but I will let you guys know if it works.

Real Techniques eye shade + blend duo - I love Real Techniques brushes and I actually don't own these two brushes. I do own a shading brush from this brand but it's much smaller and fluffier than the one in this duo which is finely tapered. The blending brush is a deluxe crease brush which I feel like I can never have too many blending brushes hence why I got this.

L'Oréal Infallible Blend Artist Foundation Blender - I wasn't planning on getting any of these new sponges from L'Oréal but I've had a few requests to try one and since this is the one I'm most likely to use I got this one. I will absolutely let you guys know my thoughts on this since some of you requested that I try this.

Zoella Fizz Bar - If you don't know who Zoella is, she is a huge youtuber from the U.K. who has a bath and body products line. Until recently, unless you ordered them online, you couldn't find her products anywhere but during the Holiday some of her holiday line showed up in Target. Today I found a couple items from her regular line and snatched them up. This one is a bath fizzer so basically it's like a fizzy bath bomb (think LUSH). I can smell this through the packaging and I can't wait to use this. I love bath stuff and am always looking to try something new so I'm stoked about this.

Zoella Blissful Mistful Solid Fragrance - This looks like a lip balm in a tin but it's actually a solid fragrance. Again, I could smell the scent through the packaging and I am in love with this scent. I also really like carrying a solid fragrance with me so I can refresh the scent throughout the day so totally happy about finding this too.

Signature Soy Candle in the scent Blushing Amber - Since I am a candle junkie and Target has their signature soy candles on sale this week I wondered over to see what new scents they had. Blushing Amber was the first one I picked up and it smelled awesome also really familiar. I put in down and started smelling some of the other scents but kept going to it then I realized what it smelled like and I put it in my basket. This candle smells exactly like the Bath and Body Works scent Endless Weekend which is one of my all time favorite scents. Right now, you can't get Endless Weekend in a candle so I bought Blushing Amber. I don't love that the Target candles are only two wick candles but I love this scent so I'm willing to deal with it.

That's it for this post. I'm not sure what I'll be posting next but it will probably a review on the Wet N' Wild Liquid lipsticks so until my next post.

Later weirdos,

Snow

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Zoella Beauty Fizz Bar Bain Brausebad Fizzer 3.5 oz https://ift.tt/2l7SuHE