#aaaa but then floyd is no different >_< the eels want big families

[merakiui]

Child?!? SINGULAR? Nonono that won’t do. Jade already said we’re having twins 😫 plus do you really think he’d just stop when he could have a big family

Oh, he is such a family man!!! orz he's that annoying guy with the wallet full of pictures and he takes every opportunity to pull it out to show anyone who asks (most times they haven't asked) because he wants to dote on you and the children. He loves the idea of family and, admittedly, becomes much too greedy after each pregnancy. Magic helps make it possible and not nearly as strenuous, even more so if you do it the mer way, and he'll always have your best interests in mind when it comes to your health. <3 he just likes being a parent and making you a parent and having you depend on him to protect and provide for you when you're so gravid.

You'd think they'd have to tell Floyd to keep it in his pants, but it's actually Jade who is showing up to every family gathering with you, very pregnant and expecting, in tow. orz orz his appetite is insatiable and that doesn't just apply to food. T_T