Ratattorney the Tumblr musical
anyone remember the Ratatouille TikTok Musical? anyone remember when i obsessed over it? anyway here's me combining it with the Ratattorney AU lol, it's a parody of Remember My Name from the musical. lyrics under the cut
Ratattorney AU belongs to @spirit-small
[MIA, spoken]
I’m glad to see the suit fits you!
[PHOENIX, spoken]
So it’s… really for me?
[MIA, spoken]
Of course it is! You may not be a human, but… you’re as much of a lawyer as I am, in my eyes. And you’re my best friend.
[PHOENIX, spoken]
Thank you! Thank you so much, Mia!
[MIA, spoken]
No problem, Phoenix!
[PHOENIX]
Thought my dreams of law had died
When my best friend moved away
Who would’ve thought they’d be revived
By attorney Mia Fey?
I've been dreaming of a life
Where I'm not just getting by
So now that I'm here I'm aiming high
Shouting “Hold it!” And “Take that!” And more
I’ll show all the beans in the court
L.A., prepare for Ace Attorney: Phoenix Wright
I’ll fight for the innocent despite my tiny height
I may not have an attorney’s badge, but I’ll still find a way
And the world will remember my name
[PHOENIX, spoken]
Mia was soon killed in her office, and her younger sister, Maya, was framed for it. She tried finding a lawyer to represent her, but everyone refused.
[MAYA, spoken]
Someone please, help me!
[PHOENIX, spoken]
So I did
[PHOENIX]
Hear the judge’s gavel bang
See the gallery file in
And on the prosecution’s side stands my old childhood friend
This is where I'm meant to be
This is what I must pursue
So I won't let a narrow-minded view
Govern what borrowers can do
Edgeworth, your argument’s falling through
Oh L.A., I hope you're ready, Phoenix Wright is the defense
Though Maya will be the one who’ll present the evidence
This tiny attorney is gonna change the game
And the world will remember my name
I'll wow the courtroom as I find contradictions
And let Maya know when to yell “Objection!”
They may commit perjury or update autopsies
But I'll prove what I knew all along
The defendant’s not guilty
Maya Fey isn’t guilty
I’ll show them they’re wrong
L.A., I hope you're ready, for Phoenix on the rise
With passion and perseverance surprising for his size
This little lawyer borrower is ready to proclaim
That the world will remember my name
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