𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖓𝖊 . initial .
full name: jordana allison kennedy .
nicknames, aliases:
jords .
jj .
age: forty - one .
date of birth: august fifth .
place of birth: foxborough , massachusetts .
nationality: american .
languages spoken: english .
zodiac sign: leo .
hogwarts house: slytherin .
myers - briggs: entp - a .
occupation: reality tv star and entertainment lawyer .
education: calabasas high school ( g. 1999 ) , bachelors from university of california , berkeley ( g. 2004 ) , juris doctorate from boston university ( g. 2007 )
career details:
co - star on kicking it with the kennedy’s ( 2002 - present )
associate lawyer for lionsgate ( 2008 - 2015 )
winner of dancing with the stars ( 2010 ) , partnered with derek hough
partner of kennedy & loft law firm ( 2017 - present )
host of love island usa ( 2019 - 2021 )
height: five foot four .
weight: 110 lbs .
tattoos, piercings: same as faceclaim .
father: jonathan kennedy ( unknown ) , an american football player . relationship : they’ve always been close , although even jordana can admit from time to time she loves him but doesn’t always like him .
mother: kathy kennedy ( unknown ) , an american super model . relationship : her mother is probably the only person in the world who has never taken jordana’s assertive personality as a dig to herself . these two understand one another very well and she definitely considers her mother to be one of her greatest friends .
sibling: dominque kennedy ( thirty - nine ) , an american olympic athlete . relationship : tbd . mackenzie kennedy - holder ( thirty - three ) , an american attorney . relationship : tbd . jonathan kennedy ( twenty - eight ) , an american model and actor . relationship : tbd . winnifred kennedy ( twenty - four ) , an american model . relationship : tbd .
pets: simon ( golden labradoodle , eight years old ) , lady ( chocolate labradoodle , twelve years old ) .
children: micah kennedy ( twenty - one ) , maiya kennedy ( twenty - one ) , wednesday kennedy - o’malley ( five ) ,
gender: cis female .
pronouns: she / her .
orientation: bisexual .
status: separated .
past relationships:
james van der beek . ( d. 1999 )
ashton kutcher . ( d. 2002 )
aaron rodgers . ( d. 2003 - 2004 )
jared leto . ( d. 2006 - 2010 )
lil wayne . ( d. 2009 )
christiano ronaldo . ( d. 2010 - 2011 )
kellan lutz . ( d. 2012 - 2014 )
odell beckham jr . ( d. 2014 )
travis kelce . ( d. 2014 - 2016 )
there’s plenty more but that’s too much work to list tbh .
𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖜𝖔 . background .
tldr : tba .
jordana was the first born into the kennedy clan . she was attached to her father’s hip as a little girl , often hanging around the patriots locker room . adored by many of the players on the team and quickly being dubbed the teams lucky charm . she enjoyed watching sports but never found any real joy in participating in them , her interest was enough to satisfy her father though . she could rattle off just about any fact you could think of that pertained to the sports world . it was something she prided herself on as a self proclaimed tomboy in her childhood . it wasn’t long before her mothers passions seeped into jordana though . obsessed with anything that could be deemed beautiful . it didn’t take long before her world was seemingly ruled by vanity . anything that made her look or feel better about herself , she drowned herself in .
when the kennedy’s moved to calabasas , jordana thrived in her new scenery . as a teenager she ran around hollywood with fellow nepotism babies , deemed the brat pack ( not to be confused with the group of actors from the 80s ) , a group of five who became notorious for their bad behavior . getting into clubs they had no business being in , running up tabloids with their entitled attitudes , and more notably having a tight friendship that any bystander wanted in on . just a group of teenagers with more money and eyes on them than they knew how to handle . naturally , jordana was crowned the leader early on , a position she found comfort in both among her friends and her siblings .
it wasn’t until the families reality tv show kicking it with the kennedy’s aired that the public genuinely saw jordana for the leader she was . she wanted what was best for every member of her family . although her tactics weren’t always kosher , her more brash nature could be hard for some to stomach , there was no denying the eldest kennedy had more love seeping out of her pores for her family than she had botox injected in her face . it was a trait that made her beloved on the show ( it helped that her iconic one liners seemingly made their way into each episode ) . the lime light the show brough , seemingly only furthered her obsession with coming off like the perfect ( and most desirable ) woman of the generation . she was already deep into her studies at the univeristy of california , admittedly having no idea what she wanted to do with her education sh decided to further it by going to law school in boston . did she have a secret affinity for law ? not in the slightest but having a law degree further cemented her allure , plus she had always had a gift for debate .
returning to boston was an experience she cherished for those three years , after all it had been her home well before she became a bonified california girl . the tabloids were quick to point out that even with something as taxing as law school on her plate the mother of two was constantly out partying . spotted leaving clubs from boston to new york city at ungodly times . it’s a miracle she ever got her degree , jordana herself claiming that time in her life was an absolute blur . attending classes during the week that were followed by endless nights of partying , then flying out to california on the weekends to see her family and boyfriend at the time . she was running off of the fumes that came from caffeine and illicit drugs . it certainly wasn’t healthy but it’s what got her through .
as she grew older , she became a bit more tame ( although the worlds jordana and tame certainly don’t belong in the same sentence ) . she had the wake up call of the century when she was twenty six making a point to focus on her children and her career . she locked her party girl ways away in a drawer only revisiting them for special occasions . to the public eye she’d grown up and everyone considered her past as just a phase .
in 2017 , she started her own law firm after a number of years working for lionsgate’s team of lawyers . this move only furthering the idea that jordana kennedy was no longer the brat pack leader everyone had come to know but instead an established woman who had every intention to leave a bigger stamp on the world than just her pretty face . the cases she tends to take on are high profile celebrity’s from everything to contracts , ndas , lawsuits and even a few messy divorces between stars . she enjoys it just as much as she enjoys being in front of camera but what really keeps her in the industry is the juicy details of her fellow celebrities lives . she’s become somewhat of a collector of the worlds biggest stars private details , it’s like her own personal reality tv show for her and the courts eyes only .
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look who it is, katerina vulchanova ! the only child of clara ivanova and pyotr vulchanov. she is a 26 year old professional quidditch player, who is a durmstrang alumni, who sides with neutrals. some describe her as generous, but she has also been called a gossip. they are in hogsmeade because she’s chilling with her teammates.
𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒄 𝒊𝒏𝒇𝒐
name : katerina petrovna vulchanova
nicknames : kat, katya, rin
age : twenty-six
gender : cis female
birthdate: eighth of august, nineteen ninety-six
birthplace : pleven, bulgaria
nationality : bulgarian
orientations : bisexual / biromantic ( female. )
relationship status : single
𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝒊𝒏𝒇𝒐
blood status : pure-blood
school : durmstrang
house : n/a
years attended : 2007-2014
positions attained : quidditch captain
occupation : seeker for the falmouth falcons & the bulgarian quidditch team ( captain )
wand : sycamore && veela hair, ten inches
boggart : a quidditch accident ending her career
patronus : kestrel
alignment : neutral
𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚
zodiac sign: leo
mbti type : estp-a ( the entrepeneur )
language of love : physical touch
theme song : siren song by maruv
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height: 5 ft 10 in
favourite song : spektakl’ okonchen by polina gagarina
favourite show : big brother
favourite movie : movie 43 ( hilariously bad. )
𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚
your birth : the talk of the industry after the ill-fated world cup. the amount of quidditch talent in that girl’s veins , daughter of two of the bulgarian players who made it to the final of the ‘94 world cup — they tried to keep it as secret as they could , of course , but being a quidditch player in europe is a high status of celebrity. so you grew up in the eye of the cameras, and . . . well, it shows.
you mastered the camera-smile much too young, but it serves you well now, inevitably following in your parents’ footsteps. seventh-year hotshot seeker in the 2014 cup just like krum 20 years before you, but here is the kicker before you return to durmstrang : you win.
( there’s not a triwizard tournament you can beat your parents’ friend at, unfortunately, but they always say you should take the w. )
what they don’t necessarily tell you is that it’s not just power that corrupts. or maybe they do, they just don’t tell you that fame is power, too, and the person you are in the world becomes more and more distant from the person you are inside. they say never meet your idols, and this phenomenon of personal corruption is precisely why.
you’re a gossip, who likes to talk about people, drink firewhiskey, sleep with girls, and spend your money. ( and play, of course : you’re hooked on the adrenaline, couldn’t give it up if you tried or wanted to. it’s an addiction, one of many you’ve indulged in now. ) you’ve got a name for yourself as a heartbreaker, perhaps due to being your teammate’s wingwoman — you’d say he’s worse than you, but it’s a debate — and messy ends to relationships without exception.
( you sleep with boys, sometimes, but that’s more occasional. women are goddesses, men are . . . well, they’re okay. sometimes. )
they say, too, that the british & irish quidditch league is the most competitive. you’ve never been one to turn down a challenge. you’re already the captain of your national team. what about striving to be the falcons’ captain — the falconer, heh — too ?
all this that’s gathering around you isn’t your problem. it might become your problem, but the only thing you’ll really try for is sport ; and after this got in the way in ‘94, you’d think you’d be more wary of cato slytherin’s followers . . . well, not yet.
( it will hit you, one day soon, and you’ll regret pretending to be blind to it. )
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