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#according to CS!Yuu's common sense we must befriend the!
icryaboutit · 4 months
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Common Sense!Yuu
Just got a thought and I can't stop thinking about it now!
Like think of a Yuu who uses his common sense, but his common sense isn't really that common like:
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CS!Yuu: What do you mean befriending demons is weird? Isn't it a commodity here?
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Ace: Prefect WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!?
CS!Yuu holding and petting an extinct/horrendous/venomous creature in his hand: It's Gary, why?
Jack who knows about the dangers the creature can cause: Yuu, please put down the creature before it bites you...
Sebek who once saw such a creature mauled a giant predator with ease while exploring with his grandfather, whispher screaming at CS!Yuu: HUMAN PUT THAT MONSTER DOWN!!! DO YOU SEEK DEATH?!?!?! THROW THAT THING AWAY!!!
CS!Yuu looking at them with confusion: What are you guys so panicked about? It's just Gary? And no Sebek, Gary, and his family have lived here before me and Grim, I can't just kick out a dorm resident!
The First Years: THERE'S MORE OF THEM?!?!?!?!
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CS!Yuu holding a gun, aiming it at a box: Okay last one-
Deuce who happens to come in to see what CS!Yuu is doing: Prefect I came t- YUU NO-!
CS!Yuu looking at Deuce with raised brow: Hmmm? What are you doing here Deuce? I thought you and Ace had to attend a dorm gathering?
Deuce: Before that- WHY RE YOU HOLDING A GUN PREFECT?!
CS!YUU being confused: Huh? It's to wrap up the bow of course??
Deuce: What do you mean wrap up?! You'll break that bow if you shoot it!!
CS!Yuu looking at Deuce with an unimpressed emotion: Oh come on Deuce! It's common knowledge to use a wrapping gun. Here I'll show you...
*Before Deuce could even stop CS!Yuu he had already fired the gun to the box. And unlike what Deuce had thought, the box actually got wrapped in colorful paper.
CS!Yuu to a wide-eyed Deuce: See? Well, I guess your mom hasn't told you this too before, like those eggs for clarification huh?
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