#CS!Yuu

[icryaboutit]

Common Sense!Yuu

Just got a thought and I can't stop thinking about it now!

Like think of a Yuu who uses his common sense, but his common sense isn't really that common like:

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CS!Yuu: What do you mean befriending demons is weird? Isn't it a commodity here?

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Ace: Prefect WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!?

CS!Yuu holding and petting an extinct/horrendous/venomous creature in his hand: It's Gary, why?

Jack who knows about the dangers the creature can cause: Yuu, please put down the creature before it bites you...

Sebek who once saw such a creature mauled a giant predator with ease while exploring with his grandfather, whispher screaming at CS!Yuu: HUMAN PUT THAT MONSTER DOWN!!! DO YOU SEEK DEATH?!?!?! THROW THAT THING AWAY!!!

CS!Yuu looking at them with confusion: What are you guys so panicked about? It's just Gary? And no Sebek, Gary, and his family have lived here before me and Grim, I can't just kick out a dorm resident!

The First Years: THERE'S MORE OF THEM?!?!?!?!

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CS!Yuu holding a gun, aiming it at a box: Okay last one-

Deuce who happens to come in to see what CS!Yuu is doing: Prefect I came t- YUU NO-!

CS!Yuu looking at Deuce with raised brow: Hmmm? What are you doing here Deuce? I thought you and Ace had to attend a dorm gathering?

Deuce: Before that- WHY RE YOU HOLDING A GUN PREFECT?!

CS!YUU being confused: Huh? It's to wrap up the bow of course??

Deuce: What do you mean wrap up?! You'll break that bow if you shoot it!!

CS!Yuu looking at Deuce with an unimpressed emotion: Oh come on Deuce! It's common knowledge to use a wrapping gun. Here I'll show you...

*Before Deuce could even stop CS!Yuu he had already fired the gun to the box. And unlike what Deuce had thought, the box actually got wrapped in colorful paper.

CS!Yuu to a wide-eyed Deuce: See? Well, I guess your mom hasn't told you this too before, like those eggs for clarification huh?

[heartslabyulzz]

Instead of coming up with a solution, I gave up right away...

Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!

What is it that drives you so much?!

[marlair]

this is johnny i’m not an nct member im your husband

✎ᝰ. The Struggle really is real— OR, in which your CrushTM finds out about your spam account with multiple tweets dedicated to them.

𑁤. the timestamps mean nothing , i’m just too tired to change them :| i had to change the plot of this midway cs i got to 30 photos too quick { cw multiple freaky jokes }

gn!reader (implied m!reader on vil’s part but its referencing a meme) + reader is yuu

RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

AZUL ASHENGROTTO

KALIM AL-ASIM

VIL SCHOENHEIT

IDIA SHROUD

MALLEUS DRACONIA

[xjulixred45x]

Okay, still the same Anon, but I guess I should get an Anon Name so you know it’s me (How about 💖 Anon?)

Child Star!Yuu perched on Rook’s shoulder is so freaking funny!

My mind immediately went to CS!Yuu looking like Rook’s ‘Parrot’ as she’s just sitting on his shoulder

I know it’s also not in the same era, but because of the idiots influence (Ace, Deuce, Grim, etc) Yuu develops makes the catchphrase “You Got it Dude!” Whenever someone asks her to do something (Did I just use Michelle Tanner’s catchphrase from Full House? Yes. Will I stop? Nevah! 😂)

i like that name for you, 💖 Anon!

And yes, I can see Child Actor! Yuu imitating a lot of TWST pop culture because of Adeuce. Whether appropriate or not, or in the right context or not.

She'd be resting on Rook's shoulders, somewhat bored while everyone was focused on some Vil montage, all completely focused on their work (well, almost everyone, Epel was bored beyond belief. Rook had his full attention on Vil while he made sure Yuu didn't fall off his shoulders), and she said something completely out of place, and everyone just couldn't hold back their laughter. Some tried to hold it in but just lost it.

Vil wanted to be angry, but Yuu was not only very proud of her feat of making everyone laugh, but she also genuinely seemed to not know the meaning of what she said (it's like when a child repeats a curse word without knowing what it means). So Vil redirected his anger toward the trio of morons.

Eventually Yuu ends up generating her OWN iconic phrases, to the pseudo pride of Vil and Rook, the entertainment of Epel and the pain of Grim (he's FED UP, SAVE HIM) -

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(ESPAÑOL)

hola Anon!

y si, puedo ver a Child actor! Yuu imitando muchas cosas de la cultura popular de TWST por culpa de Adeuce. ya sea adecuado o no, o en el contexto correcto o no.

ella estaria descanzando sobre los hombros de Rook, algo aburrida mientras todos estan centrados en algun montaje de Vil, todos completamente concentrados en su trabajo(o bueno, casi todos, Epel esta aburrido mas alla de lo imaginable. Rook tiene toda su atencion en Vil mientras se asegura que Yuu no se caiga de sus hombros), y ella dice algo completamente fuera de lugar, y todo el mundo simplemente no se aguanta la risa. algunos tratan de aguantar pero simplemente lo pierden.

Vil quiere estar enojado, pero Yuu no solo esta muy orgullosa de su hazaña de hacer reir a todos, sino que tambien genuinamente parece que no sabe el significado de lo que dijo (es como cuando un niño repite una groseria sin saber que significa). asi que Vil redirije su enojo hacia el trio de tarados.

Eventualmente Yuu termina generando sus PROPIAS frases iconicas, para el pseudo orgullo de Vil y Rook, el entretenimiento de Epel y el dolor de Grim (el esta HARTO, SALVENLO)-

[tulippanes]

ORDER #1

we bring world peace (food)

m.list ⁞ test subjects ⁞ BIG BACKS🤐

Secret Menu:

– These four met in their second year of college, got close pretty closely

– Deciding to own a restaurant was a decision made on the whim and they didn't expect to actually go through with it

– Took a hot minute to come up with the restaurant name

– Yukie came up with it

– They actually took their time planning it, even if it doesn't seem like it

– Satori cooks, Yukie and Yuu are hosts, [Name] does both but mostly helps with the cooking

– They hired more workers dw it's not just them four

– [Name] is the owner, the other three signify themselves as co-owners

a/n profiles finally done, small spam cs i'm posting them all in one go!!!

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@wyrcan @gigiiiiislife @dailyakira @kunigummys

[vocalsynthbdays]

happy birthday Takahashi Amato(cevio cs) !!!!! [26 sep]

(cevio cs)

Takahashi Amato (formally known as just Takahashi) is a japanese synth released in 2013, and developed by the CeVIO Project. his vp is unreleased. his cevio cs is illustrated by seori, and cevio ai by yuu. he got his cevio ai update on 25 aug 2023, and a voisona talk on 1 sep 2023. takahashi's given name "amato" was only revealed this year, on 28 jul 2023, for his cevio ai reveal. this was done through a guessing game. takahashi is 20yo and 182cm tall

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[driaswrld]

Oki take your time to answer because I know my love is busy and tired BUT how do you and Yuuji make up after a fight? Like what’s the dynamic? Who apologises? Who caves in first? And who is more petty heh

whewwww rome big brain !!

im petty. badddddd. end. (jkjk)

fights barely last long and they're rarely ever serious so we'll disagree abt smth or piss each other off and bicker abt it while still holding hands and going abt our business cs thats just what we do!

but if its serious? if yuu was wrong, he's groveling the moment someone (read: megumi or nobara) knocks some sense into him bcus bby can be very dense sometimes but he is very emotionally intelligent so he knows when something's up.

if it's a fight where no common ground is found? like really serious no hugging nobody takes the blame type fight? oh boyyyy he prolly caves first because hes clingy and wants to get back to how things were before so while im being petty and shrugging his arm off my shoulder, hes pouncing on me and scooping me up in his arms trying to play fight to make me giggle or smth :(((

[camelliatranslations]

Rookies & Tomorrow is Hina Fes Murata Yuu (25.03.28)

[kayiieu]

hi hi!!

how are youuu?? hope you’re doing well!! i was the anon who requested the rin fic and oh my daayssssss!!! u got me kicking me feet n stuff !! i lwk thought u forgot about my req cs its been a while, then i saw u post the most jaw dropping, heart stopping, feet curling fic ever (๑>◡<๑) i really really love the bonus part!! ur works are so good and i love ur bllk oc（＾∇＾)

-🦈 anon!! \(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)/

(can i be shark anon? if not ill b 🦭 anon instead!!)

HI NONNIEEE i'm doing very well today ( tottenham won against man city today :3 ) and i hope ur well too !!!! thank u so so much for the compliments ahhhh i'm so glad you enjoyed it <33 thank u so much for waiting for ages for the fic n i'm sorry it took so long ;_; AND THANK U FOR LIKING YUU AHHH i'm so glad everyone likes her hehe :3 ( and ofc u can be 🦈 anon !!!!! welcome welcome :3 )

[icryaboutit]

Common Sense!Yuu

SUMMARY: How CS!Yuu got into Twisted Wonderland..., Now they meet a creature in Ramshackle, they taught that it was normal, they blame Crowley for his incompetence, the appearance of a friendly "Dorm member", CS!Yuu is clueless but we love him, Pronouns rights bitches, I do not know how to write female characters... TAGS: CS!Yuu and their common sense, WORD COUNT: 586 words

"Hoo~! That was an experience..."

Yuu mumbled in exhaustion, a few moments ago, he was walking back home when he woke up in some sort of coffin, and the next thing he knew he was dubbed as a janitor out of all things.

"I thought I'd gotten used to weird shit happening in my life... But this... *Sigh*"

A tired sigh escaped his mouth as he plopped himself on the sofa. The fire-breathing cat Grim was already asleep in the only decent room. While Yuu is still having war flashbacks of the recent events that just transpired.

*Creak* *Clack*

Yuu heard the sound of the woods creaking from one of the nearby rooms and couldn't help but perk up.

"You guys..?"

Yuu called out, he thought that the ghosts may be playing another prank on them like they did before, and Yuu was not optimistic of having to face another pranking from the three ghosts.

"Crowley had already given me an official residence in this dorm, so ya' better not be trying to scare me away with those pranks of yours!"

Yuu exclaimed, yet he received no reply, as the continuous creaking of the wooden floors resounded in the dorm. So with a huff of irritation, Yuu had decided to talk to the ghosts himself.

Heading towards the source of the noise, Yuu was about to berate the ghosts before he stopped to look at the real perpetrator of the creaking noises.

A tall figure with four sets of horns stood near the barricaded windows, as its spiky tail swished side to side. Its skin was unlike that of the ghost's whiteness, but instead, it held a dark color of something...Yuu can't really discern from the shallow lighting.

"Oh~? A little mortal seemed to have stumbled upon my abode... How interesting~."

The creature's voice was rough as it was eerie, yet it seemed to have not fazed Yuu at all.

"Are you another resident of this dorm?"

Yuu asked in a polite tone, seeing that it was not the ghosts that were causing all the creaking noise.

"Yes...I suppose you can call me a resident along with the others~"

At the answer from the creature, Yuu couldn't help but sigh in frustration and disappointment.

"*Sigh* That crow bastard really isn't reliable is he? Forgetting to tell me that ghosts are living here then proceeds to forget to inform me of the other residents..."

Yuu mumbled to himself, unaware of the glint of amusement that danced within the eyes of the supposed dorm member.

"Well, the Headmage, Crowley, had always been so... hmm, how do I put this... Incompetent."

Yuu huffed in agreement, remembering the meeting from earlier.

"Yeah, can't believe someone like that is managing a school. I'm surprised it's still standing."

"Fufu~ I can't agree more~! How about I introduce you to the others, since your new here hmm?"

The dorm member suggested as they reached their hand towards Yuu, he only looked at the hand with exhaustion, yet Yuu also looked thankful at the dorm member.

"Yes, that would be nice."

Grabbing the dorm member's hand, Yuu remembered something that he had forgotten to ask.

"Oh right, can I ask for your name? I didn't get the chance to ask earlier."

The dorm member smiled at Yuu's politeness, before the dorm member opened their mouth, greeting Yuu with sharp pointed teeth.

"Duncan. My name is Duncan Orpheus."

Yuu beamed at this.

"My name is Yuu! Yuu Farrell! A pleasure to make your acquaintance Orpheus-san!"

Omake:

CS!Yuu: Right! What pronouns do you use Orpheus-san?

Duncan: Pronouns..?

CS!Yuu: Yes! Like... Are you a he/him??

Duncan: A yes, I am a... he/him... yes.

CS!Yuu: So I can call you Orpheus-kun right? I also go by he/him too!

[heartslabyulzz]

Lazy half assed doodle that I can't be bothered to clean up or shade. Yapping under cut, you know the drill.

I think she deserves to not gaf actually when things are burning around her.

Anyways who would've thought that. Making a shitty RP blog would actually motivate me to draw more often? I didn't. But apparently it does a bit? Even if I don't interact much with anyone, I like seeing things go down and picturing how my OCs are currently reacting to things.

[reflectionbound]

Most important thing about this chapter is that Shinoa doesn’t expect her love to be reciprocated. She’s never once asked for that. Her heart is her own, and she’s laying claim to the power it gives her. Her feelings are hers to cherish. Her life is hers to determine. And she is taking it all back.

[xjulixred45x]

Azul would be impressed by CS!Yuu’s natural charisma, using her talents in dancing and singing at the Monstro Lounge to lift his customers spirits while also coming out one at a time with meals and drinks, giving everyone a smile as she hopes they’ll come again

The Monstro Lounge ends up becoming very popular and busy whenever CS!Yuu is working, either as entertainment or as a little waitress *trainee*

Azul is impressed by CS!Yuu’s abilities despite her age, showing she’s very smart and capable

CS!Yuu becomes the little Pearl of the Fish Mafia, as she’s able to handle a lot of work while keeping her bubbly smile that encourages others to come back again for the food

Floyd calls CS!Yuu ‘Shrimplet’ because she’s a ‘Young Shrimp’ and likes whenever she suddenly starts to dance and sing catchy little tunes and songs from her world (He either joins or watches her dance and sing, it’s a coin flip with him)

You can’t tell me Floyd wouldn’t dash and snatch CS!Yuu up and run off with her in his arms to play games, nap or do something fun *Ignoring everyone chasing and yelling at him to put her down right now!*

Jade or Azul make a beverage after CS!Yuu because she was dining with Grim and wanted a drink that looked as fancy looking as the students but something she can actually drink (The drink ends up becoming very popular at Monstro Lounge) and it is, yes, a Shirley Temple, but they name it after Child Star!Yuu

CS!Yuu is more willing to eat Jade’s mushrooms because growing up in her time she couldn’t be picky with food

Fun Fact: Shrimps and Eels have a symbolic relationship, Cleaner Shrimps help clean Moray Eels and Moray Eels provide Cleaner Shrimps with protection, as CS!Yuu helps the Tweels with cleaning duty as well as helping them with any tasks and the Tweels in return protect CS!Yuu if they notice any bullying or teasing that’s ‘not nice’

Their whole entire dynamic is a very wholesome and platonic Fish Mafia with CS!Yuu being their little Entertainer (It’s very wholesome and cute)

This ends up being so much funnier if CS!Yuu gets the upper hand and outsmarts Azul, as he originally saw her as a naive child, but now he realizes they’re birds of the same feather and is now much more affectionate and friendly towards her (Like how he now is with Jamil) only, Vil steps in to pull CS!Yuu away with a glare that tells Azul to back off!!

This is what I have so far with the Fish Mafia (I refuse to spell out their dorm because I can’t remember all those letters 😭)

💖 Anon

I LOVE THIS!! It definitely feels quite in character for the Octavinelle trio to a certain extent.

Child Star! Yuu probably wanted to start working at the Monstre Louge before the events of Book 3. After that, as compensation, Azul lets her participate, seeing that, unlike her classmates, she DOES have a good singing voice (he'll never admit he feels bad about almost killing a little girl).

Honestly, Azul was expecting a decent performance, but nothing extraordinary (Vil: poor fool), he just wanted to get the debt out of the way. What Azul didn't expect was that Yuu would also be good at dancing and entertaining the general public, even without a specific script. Yuu's improvisational ability and the way she connected with the audience was genuinely extraordinary for someone so young.

Not only that, but people even outside the dorm LOVE HER, and can he really blame them? It's a novelty, and a very good one at that. So Azul allows her to continue coming whenever she wants, alternating between working as a singer or as a waitress apprentice (with Jade and Floyd supervising her, obviously).

Speaking of the twins, Yuu now practically has her own bodyguard duo. Sure, they love to bother her from time to time or give her cleaning duties, but they stop when Yuu calls them on Azul or when they go too far. They also make sure no one tries to mess with the little shrimplet (many students have tried to take advantage of their age difference to make tasteless jokes, take advantage of Yuu's physical disadvantage, or, at best, exclude her from activities).

Jade is happy that someone is finally eating his mushroom dishes so eagerly, though he's slightly worried that Yuu won't even hesitate for a second to eat whatever you put in front of her as long as it's not rotten (it reminds him of a certain hyena...). The idea that he and Azul decided to make a drink so Yuu could have something like the other students is very sweet.

Floyd definitely tries to encourage Yuu to be more chaotic, or at least let him be chaotic for the both of them. Yuu is so used to the point that at some point during the day, Floyd will just come, pick her up like a stuffed animal, and drag her off to do something with him (while having several students looking on, worried, confused, etc.), much to the displeasure of Vil and the other members of Pomefiore, who will probably try to chase him in vain (he has long legs, that's coal).

I don't know why the idea of Yuu and Floyd dancing makes me so happy. Probably because Floyd is so tall, he has to either 1. lift Yuu up to his height (and probably spin her around more than he should, lol), or 2. Floyd has to bend down a lot to even get on decent level with Yuu (he'll have a sore back later, but it was worth it!).

We already know that it's Yuu (the player) who ultimately defeats Azul in Book 3, but that doesn't mean our Yuu doesn't also have a part in his downfall. After all, pretending to be innocent is a great tool, something Azul respects. It's ironic how before he acted like he wanted to suffocate this girl just for existing, and now he gets stressed if she doesn't come to visit at least once a week.

Absolutely, Azul and Vil are pretty tense right now. Azul has tried (and will probably continue to) get Vil to sign a very partial contract to "share" custody of Yuu, which Vil cursed without thinking much about. It's like a constant tug-of-war, but at least they have the decency not to be violent when Yuu is present or looking in their direction (they're definitely giving each other death glares when she's not looking).

Anyway, the perks of being the fish mafia's favorite.

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(ESPAÑOL)

AMO ESTO!! Definitivamente se siente bastante en personaje para el trio Octavinille hasta cierto punto.

Child Star! Yuu probablemente quiso empezar a trabajar en el Monstre Louge desde antes de los acontecimientos del libro 3, después de eso, por compensación, Azul le deja participar al ver que, a diferencia de sus compañeros, ella SI tiene una buena voz para cantar (el nunca admitirá que se siente mal por casi haber matado a una niña pequeña).

Sinceramente, Azul estaba esperando una actuación decente, pero nada extraordinario (Vil: pobre iluso), solo quería quitarse la deuda de encima. Lo que Azul no esperaba era que Yuu también fuera buena con la danza y entretener al público en general, incluso sin tener un guion concreto. La capacidad de improvisación de Yuu y la forma en la que congeniaba con el público era genuinamente extraordinaria para alguien tan joven.

No solo eso, sino que la gente de incluso fuera del dormitorio LA ADORA ¿y realmente puede culparlos? Es una novedad, y una novedad muy buena. Así que Azul permite que ella siga viniendo cuando quiera, alternando entre trabajar como cantante o como aprendiz de camarera (con la supervisión de Jade y Floyd obviamente).

Hablando de los gemelos, Yuu ahora tiene prácticamente su propio dúo de guardaespaldas. Claro, ellos aman molestarla de vez en cuando o darle sus tareas de limpieza, pero se detienen cuando Yuu los acusa con Azul o cuando van demasiado lejos. Además, se aseguran que nadie intente meterse con el camaroncito (muchos estudiantes han intentado aprovecharse de la diferencia de edad para hacer bromas de mal gusto, aprovecharse de la desventaja física de Yuu o en el mejor de los casos excluirla de actividades).

Jade está feliz de que alguien finalmente se coma con tanto desespero sus platos con hongos, aunque está ligeramente preocupado de que Yuu ni siquiera dude un segundo en comer lo que sea que le pongas en frente con tal que no esté podrido (le recuerda a cierta hiena…). La idea de que el y Azul decidieron hacer una bebida para que Yuu pudiera tomar algo como los demás estudiantes es muy tierna.

Floyd definitivamente trata de animar a Yuu a ser más caótica, o al menos dejarle ser caótico por los dos. Yuu está acostumbrada a este punto que en algún punto del dia, Floyd simplemente vendrá, la levantara como un peluche y la llevara a hacer algo junto a él (mientras tienen a varios estudiantes mirándolos preocupados, confundidos, etc) muy para el desagrado de Vil y los otros miembros de Pomefiore que probablemente intenten perseguirlo en vano (tiene piernas largas el carbón).

No sé por qué la idea de Yuu y Floyd bailando me pone tan feliz, probablemente con lo alto que es Floyd el tiene que 1-levantar a Yuu para que este a su altura (y probablemente procede a hacerla girar mas de la cuenta lol) o 2-Floyd se tiene que agachar muchísimo para siquiera estar a un nivel decente con Yuu (¡el quedara con dolor de espalda más tarde, pero valio la pena!).

Ya sabemos que es Yuu(el jugador) quien le termina ganando sobre Azul en el libro 3, pero eso no quiere decir que nuestra Yuu no tenga parte que ver su caída también, después de todo aparentar ser inocente es una gran herramienta, algo que Azul respeta. Es irónico como antes el actuaba como si quisiera ahogar a esta niña nomas por existir, y ahora se estresa si ella no viene de visita al menos una vez a la semana.

Totalmente Azul y Vil están bastante tensos ahora. Azul ha intentado (y probablemente siga) hacer que Vil firme un contrato muy parcial para “compartir” la custodia de Yuu, el cual Vil maldijo sin pensar mucho. Es como un tira y afloja constante, pero al menos tienen la decencia de no ser violentos cuando Yuu esta presente o mirando en su dirección (definitivamente se están dando miradas de muerte cuando ella no ve).

En fin, las ventajas de ser la favorita de la mafia pez.

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[don-dake]

Matobu Sei (Yuu) in a McDonald's CM!

「日本マクドナルド 「夜マック ごはんバーガー」TVCM『夜のマックで 窓際の女』篇・・・」

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[phenoct]

I mostly satisfy these desires professionally by working on the runtime/interpreter-ish parts of an app framework, yet I still occasionally dream of designing and implementing a language to suit my taste on the side. The urge is inescapable.

the forbidden allure of writing your own rust web framework and orm