#acquisitxve

[the-real-mamapika-blog]

“My baby boy is about to become a man!”

[ghostlywriterneon]

“We have to celebrate this! Come to the mansion everyone! We’ll throw a hug party for Kurapika and that person!” She actually has no idea what’s going on. She saw a chance for a party so she’s taking it.

[huntingfortheconfession-blog]

acquisitxve - If they left I don't know what I'd do. They're a perfect roleplayer, and even with being on hiatus they are still a priceless little baby. The mun is hilarious, and oh so sweet, but people don't realize she's got feelings too. She's a treasure to me and I hope she never leaves.

[hoodedsilence-blog]

If you haven't thought of fucking your best friend before, then you aren't really best friends.

Kale (alias: acquisitxve via Skype call with detectivewxlf and hoodedsilence)

[hxhrpdomconfessions-blog]

Welcome acquisitxve! It's so exciting to see another Leorio! There are so few.. I'm so glad you're here!

[hoodedsilence-blog]

[Music Off]

Who wants to join my skype call with acquisitxve and painxpacker (pst, for the reblogs I’m hoodedsilence.))

So. WHO’S IN!?

[xxth3-r3a1-130r10xx-blog]

acquisitxve

“two leorio’s??? NO!!!!!!@!!!”

[hoodedsilence-blog]

Flyaway Umbrella

acquisitxve

[outfit]

It was a particularly stormy day in the little city. To be honest the name wasn’t important so let’s not worry about that. Anyway this was one of the few time Colten was separated from his close friend and they were on different missions and things. It honestly sucked, but you know what sucks worse?

The wind stealing your shit.

First it was a skirt flip, how damn embarrassing! Next it was pushing the little teenager around and smacking ‘em into people. Augh, such a pain! Especially when people wouldn’t help ‘em up! Tch. Next, oh this was the final straw, oh-ho-hoo this was where the poor soul was beyond done.

The wind took his umbrella.

Blue orbs stared at the cute pink umbrella as it started to float and toss around in the wind, yanked from his grasp. “Ahh! Not again! ... Eek!” A girlish squeal left light lips, the sensation of rain sudden and rather overwhelmingly showering down on his small frame. Colten was donning a cute pink dress that day and now it was starting to darken with the rain, cute little pink slide on boots too, matched perfectly. And now he was gonna end up a mess. Eyes solely on the flying umbrella, intending to go after it, suddenly running into a rather tall figure. A yelp escaped and he landed on his butt in a puddle, knees together and skirt closed, but still looking rather flustered. Ugh, how’d he end up in these positions? Now his butt was wet, very much so wet. Slowly he’d lift his eyes to look accusingly at the person who knocked him down.

[snowdenarts]

//Oh my, my voice and accent are so terrible. I’m so sorry. I freaking mess up.

Line 1 for chainreprobate:

Donc Kurapika, quand est-ce que je vais être marainne? J'espère que ça va être bientôt.

Traduction: So, when will I be godmother? I hope it'll be soon.

Line 2 for elasticlxve

Hey Hisoka, tu veux te battre plus tard? Si tu sais ce que je veux dire~

traduction: Hey Hisoka! Wanna fight later? If you know what I mean~ *wink*

Line 3 for krpkkrt:

‘je t'aime, kurapika. tu es tellement beau et brillant comme le soleil. je t'adore.’

Traduction: I love Kurapika, you're so beautiful and you shines like the sun. I like you.

Line 4 for krpkkrt: (imiting Leorio)

‘Kurapika, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir/

traduction: Kurapika, do you want to fu*k me tonight?”

Line 5 for acquisitxve

"There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes"

+ Il y a un fusil sur ta tempe et la mort dans ses yeux.

//Is the quality alright?

[purpleclairvoyant-archive]

★

{ Aaaah, so many options for Leorio!-- 

Bonus:

Leave a ★ in my inbox and my muse will pick out an outfit for your muse to wear!

[youngest-zoldyck]

☠εжз☎☢❣--- I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING SCREAMS

☠ : Are there any recent/daily thoughts they have about death or dying?

Not so much anymore. In the past, he’d think frequently about his own death, wondering if Killua would even care and if he would even really be missed. Now that he’s in the Troupe, he has an actual place where he belongs and people who make him genuinely happy, so he doesn’t really think about that anymore.

ΕЖЗ : What about nature do they find calming? What about nature do they find disagreeable?

Kalluto actually loves nature. There’s very little (if anything) he dislikes about it. As for what calms him about nature, that would be scenery in general and the weather. (He really likes the forest, especially right before it storms, because he loves when the trees sway like they’re about to fall over, and he thinks the wind feels nice. Especially fierce winds.) He’s not big on wild animals, though. He doesn’t particularly care for them.

☎ : List three or more people they would call out for during an emergency.

The top three people in order of who he’s most likely to call for would be Killua, Kikyo, and Feitan. I feel like he’d be most hesitant to call for Feitan (or any of the Troupe, for that matter) in an emergency, because he’d probably get teased a lot afterwards.

☢ : Describe a thought or dream that would cause them to have a mental meltdown.

There are two things that would literally break this child.

Imagine Killua dying. That’s it. That’s all there is to it. It could only be more devastating if Killua’s death only happened because he was trying to protect Kalluto. That would literally be taking away everything he’s lived for for like the last 10 years. 

Losing the Phantom Troupe would wreck him. It doesn’t matter if he loses the Troupe as a whole, or just a member. They’re like a family to Kalluto now, even more so than his flesh and blood kin, and to lose one would probably send his mental health spiraling. (He’s already f*cked up enough as it is, thanks to his upbringing.) It really does depend on who he loses in the Troupe, though. If something happened to someone he’s especially close to like Phinks, Kortopi, Feitan, or Shizuku, he’d be more devastated.

In either case, if Kalluto had the opportunity to die in their place and failed to protect them, he would need some serious mental recovery.

I answered this like the question was “Describe something that could happen that would make them have a mental meltdown” tbh, I’m sorry.

❣: Describe a way that will earn affection (whether platonic or romantic) from them.

Step one: Be Killua.Step two: Don’t be Alluka.

Kalluto is actually very easily moved by other people’s attention; so much as giving him a hug would be enough to get him to show affection to someone, depending on who they are and how comfortable he is around them. 

He really likes hugs and pets and cuddles (this does not apply if you are Alluka), and he would most likely return them.

The only reason he doesn’t openly show affection is because he doesn’t know how to, so if someone else does it first and he likes that person, he will probably awkwardly return it.

[mourninghandmaiden-archive]

acquisitxve

Oh? A doctor? Well that could prove to be useful in this community. As far as Eliza was aware, they didn’t have a specific doctor that was tied into their family. “Excuse me, sir. But are you interested in a job offering?” Of course, he would have to meet Kurapika before he could actually be accepted, but it still wouldn’t hurt to try.

[hoodedsilence-blog]

Cards Against Humanity Bullshittery

Kale: "Mine includes a vagina joke."

Mamawolf: "You are a vagina joke."

[snowdenarts]

acquisitxve said: [ YES YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY THE REST BC I WANT YOU TO BE DEAD SERIOUS ; U ; ]

Okay, I’ll do in french and english just for you! Feel special! xD

[ghostlywriterneon]

                                             Leorio Paladiknight

                                                    3/03/XXXX

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                                                    acquisitxve

Quiet days left alone.

Each one passes by without a sound.

A day fun and new,

Only seems like a dream.

 A silent ring brings those days to an end.

A pink light brighten those days.

Sweetness and love bring forth your dreams

Happy days can be spent with the one you love.

 A mission that can be only done alone separates you.

With a promise soon to be broken,

Lonely nights are preferred than one’s of fear.

Keep a phone close the death bringer has news to give.

 A whisper in the night brings news a fallen angel.

A trail of petals brings you to the tome.

What’s lost can never be found again.

Tear stricken eyes lay to rest.

 A love broken and gone,

Never to be replaced.

Lonely nights creep back towards you.

They consume the joyous past and ruin the bright future.