#adam: oh. that suddenly explains why I feel abruptly less attracted to shiro's body | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

discordiansamba · 6 months

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actually I think the absolute funniest possible bodyswap fic would be a pre-Kerberos swap between Shiro and Krolia. Keith just casually wishing he knew who is his mother was the universe responding by revving up the body swap cannon.

Thankfully for Krolia, Adam believes her story, as outlandish as it sounds and agrees to try and help cover up for her while they both try and figure out how this happened and how to fix it. Of course, that was before the wrench is thrown in where she recognizes the kid Shiro basically adopted and reveals that he's her SON. Shiro didn't just swap bodies with some random alien. He swapped bodies with Keith's mom, who is apparently an ALIEN.

VERY thankfully for Shiro, Kolivan believes his story- and most importantly, believes that he has no idea what's going on, and that he didn't intentionally cause this swap. But also now he's in the body of an elite alien super spy in the middle of a ten thousand year old war, while knowing that said alien super spy must be in his body back home.

Also why does she look so much like Keith?

#krolia is treating this like a vacation while shiro is extremely stressed #keith is just. confused. shiro's definitely acting differently lately?#but adam's acting like nothing is going on? is he missing something?#krolia's very bad impression of shiro based off of what Adam tells her he's like #adam: wait. you're a woman?#krolia: yes.#adam: oh. that suddenly explains why I feel abruptly less attracted to shiro's body #krolia finding out how much shiro has stood up for keith like. i like this man. i'm much less worried about him being in my body now #parental figure bodyswap au

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