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applecherry108 · 2 years

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Other than just liking myself and my body, I feel extremely justified for my “humans are meant to have padding” stance bc I ate shit on my way to work and the fucked up way I fell, my beautiful luscious thighs were my saving grace. Caught myself on my wrist? Wrist feels fine an hour later. Knees buckled inward? Knees feel fine. Ankles twisted out? Ankles are fine. My lower back is sore af but no worse than sleeping on it wrong. Thank you Genetically-Inherited Birthing Hips for being an excellent cushion. 🙏

#no you won’t be pushing any babies out but u def save me a broken bone or two #after I feel I remembered *both* my parents broke bones in their early 30s slipping on ice #I would like to sue the historic movie theater for the smooth tile they have outside which is slippery on a dry day #dead ass I wasn’t runnin or nothin. I simply stepped up from the curb and immediately ate shit #I hope my metal tumbler cracked ur public safety hazard tiles. 🖕#apple talks #I love being the kind of autistic that values comfort over appearance so at least I’ve never felt too bad about my weight in my life #but def as an adult I love that I’m a lil chubby #at first I was excited bc I finally ‘looked like an adult’ rather than a gangly teen #but as I gained weight I realized I was sleeping better and my joints hurt less and I wasn’t cold all the time #and now my padding is making life changing falls only mildly inconvenient. thanks body fat! 👍💖

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