#after skeewl

[toastynoob-turkystixx]

I think i might post art here again after skeewl

[ask-starboy-and-princess]

Cartman:  I’m not implying shit, I’m deadass saying it happened.  I just don’t see much of a point in telling this asshole again that he got Kinny killed because you guys are gonna forget. 

Clyde:  Seriously, dude, that’s not funny.  Why do you keep saying that shit?

Cartman:  If you want the story, ask Kinny.  I don’t have time to do this again.  This shit gets old after like ten fucking years.  That goes for you too, Clyde. 

Clyde:  Wait...what were...

Clyde:  Sorry, I guess I zoned out or something... Oh! Another ask!

Cartman:  See? It’s fucking annoying. 

Cartman:  Thanks, anon.  Kinny made it for me after the amazingly sexy and super heroic The Coon and the sorta okay-I-guess Mysterion made up to protect their home town as a team.  Even if they lost their Netflix deal. 

Clyde:  Mosquito is a pretty sweet hero, too.

Cartman:  He picked the right side, Clyde, so yes.  Mosquito is pretty sweet.  Not as sweet as The Coon, but not a total fuckface.

Clyde:  Uh.  Thanks?

Cartman:  As for the pictures.  Well.  As you probably know, I developed an affinity for photography in elementary school. 

Clyde:  You mean when you put Butters’ di-

Cartman:  As I was saying!!!  I started taking portraits of my friends and I put them up when I went off to skeewl. 

Cartman:  Kinny and Stan, being the handsome assholes they are.

Cartman:  Khal and Butters being the shitty assholes they are. Ah, excuse me, Butters is being a dick in this one.  My apologies.

Cartman:  And last but not least, my two favorite people. My girlfriend, the hottest bitch you’ll ever see.  You may think vegans are super fucking lame, but look at that vegan body.  You could almost say its beyond anything you could ever dream of.  And Token, because his life matters, and he’s a true friend.

Clyde:  He kinda hates you.

Cartman:  Yes, Token and I are very close. 

Clyde:  Hey, I always wanted to ask. Do vegans spit or swallow?

Cartman:  ....Shut the fuck up, Clyde.

Asks are open!