#afterthatthebakercarriessteveout

[bluemantics]

While Cal’s busy sleeping with as many people as he can get his hands on, Steve falls in love with the absolutely shredded town baker. Out of nowhere. Much to his chagrin. It goes like this:

Steve: *walks into bakery and begins looking at bread*

Baker: hi, can I help you find anything? :-)

Steve slowly turns around and finds himself staring at a tall human man with biceps the size of his head and hands currently working on kneading dough. His mouth waters. He starts blinking.

Steve: what the fuck is happening to me

Steve: *faints*

Baker: yyyyyikes!