Shishigumi and Melon if their child approaches them and asks "dad, mom (reader) and where do children come from?"
I'm cackling
-Maeve
Ibuki
Chokes on whatever he was eating or drinking
He sits them down, and tries not to panic
After a few seconds of calming himself down, Ibuki is honest, but leaves out details that wouldn’t be age appropriate
His kid would be a little grossed out, but forget about it later and run off
Free
Please don’t let him talk to his kid about this
He’s going to be honest, and it’s not going to be the most age appropriate thing. Hey, at least he’s not going to lie, right?
Please keep Free from traumatizing your child, and explain it yourself so it’s age appropriate
Dolph
He’s the dad that’s just-
“Ask your mother”
Agata
He panics.
He’s sweating and sits his child down and tries to explain. It doesn’t go well. He trips over his words, and backpaddles a lot.
By some miracle-
“I’ll just ask mom”
Thank Rex
Miguel
He freezes
Miguel has an internal debate on if he should be honest, or save his child’s innocence
He tries to be the dad that just tell them
“When you love someone very much, a baby appears”
A week later Miguel’s child is taking their piggy bank out.
“Papa, I love my friend, and I gotta be ready for the magic baby”
Then Miguel sits them down and explains. Is it uncomfortable? Yes. Does his kid learn a few things? Yes. It’s better to be honest.
Sabu
Sabu’s child tries to ask him, but Sabu is magically gone.
Sabu’s wife, on the other hand, just happens to walk in the room.
“Dad said you had a question?”
Sabu set you up, 100%
Jinma
Already prepared for this a long time ago
He has a power points, notes, ect.
Hs kid probably sees all of this, and decides it’s not worth learning right now. Mac&Cheese is more important.
Dope
His kid comes to ask him a question, but Dope bargains with him.
“If you vacuum the whole house and scrub the bathroom I’ll tell you”
Not worth it. His kid gives him a pouting look and decides to go outside and play instead.
Hino
Just looks over.
“Do you really want to know, or do you want ice cream?”
Ice cream was given, and Hino dodged the question.
Melon
“Ask your teacher at school”
Melon is not going to answer. Just be glad he didn’t say babies are made from the blood of your enemies.
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My Anime & Manga Ships
+ = romantic, & = platonic
Akira
Tetsuo + Kaneda
Arrietty
Sho + Arrietty
Beastars manga
Bill + Pina
Gosha + Toki
Juno + Haru
Legoshi & Gohin
Legoshi + Louis
OTP: Legoshi & Gosha
Yafya/Yahya + Gosha
Ship Mates: Legoshi & Gosha, Legoshi + Louis, Yafya/Yahya + Gosha, Past Gosha + Toki, Past Legoshi + Haru, Juno + Haru, and Bill + Pina
Gijinkas ship mates: biracial Melon + dark Black Agata (power bottom) [headcanon: Agata is the one to defeat Melon], JP Legoshi & SEA Gosha, Legoshi + Brown Asian Louis, Indian Yafya + Gosha, Past [Gosha + JP Toki, Legoshi + albino Haru, Past Melon's JP father + Melon's Black mother], JP Juno + Haru, Haru & vitligo Mizuchi, JP Bill + JP Pina, Legoshi & Gohin (Chinese), Louis & black Ibuki, and Legoshi & white Jack
Billy Bat
Kevin & Billy Bat
Ship Mates: [Tony + Diane] & Kevin, Kevin & Billy Bat, and Black bat + White bat
Bleach
Ichigo + Rukia
Cardcaptor Sakura
Syaoran + Sakura
Castle in the Sky
Pazu + Sheeta
Cowboy Bebop
Spike + Faye
Spike + Julia
Dorohedo
Devil Nikaido + Kaiman
Fujita + Ebisu
OTP: Kaiman + Nikaido
Shin + Noi
Ship Mates: Kaiman + Nikaido, Devil Nikaido + Kaiman, Shin + Noi, and Fujita + Ebisu
Dragon Ball
Beerus + Puar
Beerus + Whis
Broly + Cheelai
Frieza &/vs. Cooler
Future Gohan + lavender-colored hair Future Trunks
Gohan + Videl
Goku & Grandpa Gohan
Goku + redhead Vegeta
Imperfect Cell + Piccolo Jr.
Janemba + Cooler
Janemba + Perfect Cell
Janemba + Super Buu
Krillin + Eighteen
[Krillin + Eighteen] & Marron
Mr. Satan & Innocent/Good Buu
OT3: [King Cold & Frieza] &/vs. Cooler
OTP: Vegeta + Bulma
Perfect Cell + Cooler
Piccolo Jr. + Janet
[Piccolo Jr. + Janet] & Pan
Piccolo Jr. &/vs. King Piccolo
Piccolo Jr. & [lavender-colored hair Trunks + Goten]
Seventeen & Marron
Sixteen & Marron
Tien + Yamcha
Toriyama + Sambo lips
Trunks (lavender-colored hair) + Goten
[Vegeta + Bulma] & Trunks
Ship Mates: Piccolo Jr. &/vs. King Piccolo, [King Cold & aroace Frieza] &/vs. Cooler, King Cold + King Piccolo, {Piccolo Jr. + Janet, [Piccolo Jr. + Janet] & Pan, Imperfect Cell + 17} or [Imperfect Cell + Piccolo Jr.], Semi-Perfect Cell + 18, Perfect Cell + adult Gohan, Mr. Satan + Innocent Buu, Kid Buu + kid Aeta Uub, Super Buu + adult Uub (power bottom Aeta), Evil Buu + Good Buu, Janemba + Cooler, Piccolo Jr. & [Trunks + Goten], [redhead Vegeta + Bulma] & lavender-colored hair Trunks & Bulla, Trunks + Goten, Bulla + Marron, Goku & Bulma, Goku &/vs. Vegeta, [Goku + Sumo] & their versions of Gohan & Goten & Pan (one of their sons is a redhead), [Krillin + Maron] & their dark-haired Marron, Future Trunks & Future Bulma, [Previously: Future Gohan + lavender-colored hair Future Trunks, Future redhead Vegeta + Future Bulma], [Future Goku + Future Chichi] & Future Gohan, [Currently: Future Trunks + Mai's daughter, Different timeline Goku + Future Bulma], [Tien + Yamcha] & [Chiaotzu + Puar], Beerus + Whis, Broly + Cheelai, Bardock + Gine, Kale + Caulifla, and Korin + Yajirobe
Fire Force
Ogun + similar sized darker-skinned Black male OC
Shinra + Arthur
Ship Mates: Ogun + darker skinned Black male OC, Shinra + Arthur, and Hibana + Iris
Fullmetal Alchemist
Ed & Al
OTP: Ed + Roy
Great Pretender
Makoto + Abby
OTP: Laurent + Dorothy
Ship Mates: Laurent + Dorothy, Makoto + Abby
Gungrave
Bear & Sherry
Brandon & Harry
Grave & Mika
Harry + Sherry
Ship Mates #1: Bear & Sherry, Harry + Sherry
Ship Mates #2: Brandon & Harry, Grave + Mika, and Harry + Sherry
Howl's Moving Castle
Howl + Sophie
Hunter x Hunter
Killua + Canary
Ship Mates: Gon + Killua, Amane + Canary
Inuyasha
Kikyo & her serpents
Naraku + Kagura
OTP: Inuyasha + Kikyo
Sesshomaru + Kagome (thanks to Youkai Yume)
Sesshomaru + Kagura
Jungle Book Shonen Mowgli
Kaa & Mowgli
Ship Mates: Bagheera & Mowgli, Kaa & Mowgli, Bagheera + Kaa, Mowgli + Jumeirah, and Sura + Lala
Keroro Gunsou
Dark Keroro + Dark Tamama (OC)
Keroro + Mois
Keroro + Pururu
Giroro + Natsumi
OTP: Keroro + Tamama
Ship Mates #1: Dark Keroro + Dark Tamama, Keroro + Tamama, Keroro & Fuyuki, Tamama & Momoka, Fuyuki + Momoka, Giroro + Natsumi, Kururu + Mois, Dororo & Koyuki, and Garuru + Pururu
Ship Mates #2: Dark Keroro + Dark Tamama, Keroro + Tamama, Keroro & Fuyuki, Tamama & Momoka, Fuyuki + Momoka, Giroro + Dororo, Giroro & Natsumi, Dororo & Koyuki, Natsumi + Koyuki, Kururu + Mois, and Garuru + Pururu
Kiki’s Delivery Service
Tombo + Kiki
Ship Mates: Tombo + Kiki, Kiki & Osono, and Fukuo + Osono
Lupin III
Lupin + Clarisse
Lupin + Fujiko
Lupin & [Goemon + Jigen]
Lupin + Jigen
OTP: Goemon + Jigen
Ship Mates: Lupin & [Goemon + Jigen], Lupin + Fujiko, and Zenigata + Yatagarasu
Macross
[Morgan + Kate] & their children
Roy + Claudia
Ship Mates: Roy + Claudia, Hikaru + Misa, and Riber + Minmei
Michiko to Hatchin
[Michiko + Atsuko] & Hatchin
Michiko & Hatchin
OTP: Michiko + Atsuko
Ship Mates: Michiko + Atsuko, Michiko & Hatchin
Naruto
Asuma + Kurenai
Kiba + Hinata
Naruto + Sakura
Naruto + Sasuke
OTP: Rock Lee + Sakura
Shikamaru + Temari
Ship Mates #1: {[Rock Lee + Sakura, Choji + Ino] or [Ino + Sakura] or [Sai + Sakura, Choji + Ino]}, Naruto + Sasuke, (Kakashi & Sakura,) Kiba + Hinata, Asuma + Kurenai, Shikamaru + Temari, Neji + Tenten, and Gaara + Karui
Ship Mates #2: Kakashi & [Naruto + Sakura], Kiba + Hinata, Asuma + Kurenai, Shikamaru + Temari, Choji + Ino, Neji + Tenten, and Gaara + Karui
Ship Mates #3: [Naruto + Sasuke] & [Kakashi + adult Sakura], Kiba + Hinata, Asuma + Kurenai, Shikamaru + Temari, Choji + Ino, Neji + Tenten, and Gaara + Karui
Boruto
Boruto + Sarada
Inojin & Chocho & Shikadai
OTP: Mitsuki + Chocho
Ship Mates: Naruto + Hinata, Sasuke + Sakura, Shikamaru + Temari, Sai + Ino, Choji + Karui, [Boruto + Sarada] & Mitsuki, Mitsuki + Chocho, Chocho & [Shikadai + Inojin], and Chocho & Sarada
Ojamajo Doremi
Aiko + Doremi
Aiko + Momoko
Momoko & Beth
Naomi + Hazuki
Onpu + Doremi
Onpu + Momoko
Yada + Hazuki
Ship Mates #1: {[Aiko + Doremi] & Hazuki} & [Onpu + Momoko] & [Pop + Hana], [Naomi or Yada] + Hazuki, Nobuko + Miho, Momoko & Beth, and Reika + Beth
Ship Mates #2: [Onpu + Doremi] & Hazuki & [Aiko + Momoko] & [Pop + Hana], [Naomi or Yada] + Hazuki, Nobuko + Miho, Momoko & Beth, and Reika + Beth
One Piece
OTP: Luffy + Nami
Sabo + Koala
Usopp + Kaya
Peach Girl
Kairi + Momo
Pokémon
Alain & Lizardon line
Cilan + Burgundy
Clem & Rexillus line
Georgia + Iris
Iris & Haxorus line
Kiawe & Lizardon line
[Kiawe & Mimo] & [Rango + Sima], Popolos
Kosaburo + Yamato
Mimo & Turty
Musashi + Kojiro
[Musashi + Kojiro] & Nyasu & Sonans
Myuutsu (male) + Myuu (non-binary, he pronoun)
Leon & Lizardon line
[Ninja Riot + Marilyn Flame] & [male Amphiboni + female Goupelin]
Olivia & Midday Lycanroc line
OTP: Myuu (non-binary) &/vs. male Myuutsu
Raihan & Hydreigon line
Satoshi & Amphiboni line
Satoshi + Lillie
[Satoshi + Serena] & [Amphiboni + Goupelin]
{[Satoshi & Pikachu] & Amphiboni]} & Flambusard & Muplodocus & [Bruyverne + Hawlucha (males)]
[Shigeru + Satoshi] & [male Kamex + male Lizardon]
Takeshi + Olivia
Original seasons ship mates: Myuutsu + Myuu, [Musashi + Kojiro] (& Nyasu & Sonans), Kosaburo + Yamato, [Shigeru + Satoshi] & [Umbreon + Pikachu], [Shigeru + Satoshi] & [males Kamex + Lizardon], Satoshi & Kasumi & Takeshi, Past Satoshi + Kasumi, Kasumi & Togepy, Kenji + Kasumi, and Takeshi + Midori
BW ship mates: [Musashi + Kojiro] & Nyasu, Satoshi & Iris & Cilan, [Satoshi + Hikari] & [Pikachu + female Mimirol], Georgia + Iris, Iris & Haxorus line, Georgia & Beartic line, Cilan + Burgundy, and Cilan & Pansage line (and Kenji + Kasumi, Shu + Haruka, Haruka & Achamo line, and Shu & Roserade line)
XY ship mates: [Satoshi & Amphiboni] vs. [Alain & Lizardon], Satoshi + Serena, Bruyverne + Hawlucha, Clem & Rexillus line, Lem & Iguolta, [Musashi + Kojiro] & Nyasu & Sonans, [Ninja Riot + Marilyn Flame] & [Amphiboni + Goupelin], (Kenji + Kasumi, Shu + Haruka, Haruka & Achamo line, Shu & Roserade line, Nozomi + Hikari, Hikari & Pochama line, Nozomi & Nyarmar line,) Georgia + Iris, Iris & Haxorus line, and Georgia & Beartic line
SM ship mates #1: [Musashi + Kojiro] & Nyasu & Sonans, [Satoshi + Kasumi] & Takeshi, Takeshi + Olivia (Popolo), Satoshi & Pikachu, Kasumi & Kodakku line, Takeshi & Haganeil, Olivia & Midday Lycanroc line, Gladion & Lillie, [Mallow + Lana] & [Tsareena + Primarina], [Kiawe & Mimo] & [Rango + Sima], Kiawe & Lizardon line, Mimo & Turty, and Kukui + Burnet
SM ship mates #2: [Musashi + Kojiro] & Nyasu & Sonans, Gladion & Lillie, Satoshi + Lillie, Gladion + Older Mimo, [Mallow + Lana] & [Tsareena + Primarina], [Kiawe & Mimo] & [Rango + Sima], Kiawe & Lizardon line, Mimo & Turty, Takeshi + Olivia, Takeshi & Haganeil, Olivia & Midday Lycanroc line, and Kukui + Burnet
Black Love ship mates: Leon + Raihan (Siddis), Leon & Hop, and [Kiawe & Mimo] & [Rango + Sima] (and Past Raihan + Nessa)
Altogether: Myuutsu + Myuu, [Musashi + Kojiro] & Nyasu & Sonans, Kosaburo + Yamato, {[aroace Satoshi, Kenji + Kasumi, Goh + Chloe] or [Satoshi + Kasumi, Goh + Chloe] or [Satoshi + Goh, Kenji + Kasumi]}, Satoshi & Pikachu, Kasumi & Kodakku line, Takeshi + Olivia, Takeshi & Haganeil, Olivia & Midday Lycanroc line, [Haruka + Serena] & [Achamo line + Roussil line], Masato & Jirachi, Nozomi + Hikari, Hikari & Pochama line, Nozomi & Nyarmar line, Georgia + Iris, Iris & Haxorus line, Georgia & Beartic line, Cilan + Burgundy, Cilan & Pansage line, Bruyverne + Hawlucha, Clem & Rexillus line, Lem & Iguolta, [Ninja Riot + Marilyn Flame] & [Amphiboni + Goupelin], Gladion & Lillie, [Mallow + Lana] & [Tsareena + Primarina], [Kiawe & Mimo] & [Rango + Sima], Kiawe & Lizardon line, Mimo & Turty, Kukui + Burnet, Leon + Raihan (Siddis), Past Leon + Sonia, and Sonia + Nessa
Ponyo
Fujimoto & Ponyo
Sosuke + Ponyo
Porco Rosso
Porco + Fio
Porco + Gina
Princess Mononoke
Ashitaka + San
Rave Master
Haru + Elie
Musica + Reina
Revolutionary Girl Utena
Utena + Anthy
Rockman
Gigamix manga
Albert & his sons, including his honorary one Shadow Man
Albert & [his sons (save Forte) & each other], including his honorary one Shadow Man
Albert + Thomas
Blues & Tango
Forte & Gospel
[Mikhail & Kalinka] & Mikhail's sons (especially Skull Man & Ring Man)
Mikhail &/vs. Skull Man
Pharaoh Man (brown) + similar sized dark Black Nubian male robot OC
[Rock & Roll] & Thomas
{[Rock & Roll & Thomas] & [Thomas' other children (save Blues) & each other]} & Auto
Rock & Rush
Rock & Thomas
Roll + Kalinka
OBHLightWilyCossackF: Albert + Thomas, Blues & Tango, [Rock & Rush] vs. [Forte & Gospel], Roll + Kalinka, other Light robots & each other, other Wily sons & each other, Snake Man + Toad Man, Mikhail's sons & each other, Mikhail &/vs. Skull Man, Pharaoh Man (brown) + male dark Black Nubian robot OC, and Freeze Man + Ice Man
Ship Mates #2: Albert + Thomas, [Forte + Rock] & [Gospel + Rush], Roll + Kalinka, Snake Man + Toad Man, Pharaoh Man (brown) + male dark Black Nubian robot OC, and Freeze Man + Ice Man
Rockman.EXE
Anetta & Silk
Dr. Wily & Baryl
Forte + Rockman
OTP: Enzan + Anetta
Rockman + Roll
Ship Mates #1: Enzan + Anetta, Anetta & Silk, Enzan & Blues, Netto + Iris, Netto & Rockman, and Forte + Rockman
Ship Mates #2: Enzan + Anetta, Anetta & Silk, Enzan & Blues, and [Netto + Meiru] & [Rockman + Roll]
Rurouni Kenshin
Enishi + Kaoru
Kenshin + Kaoru
OTP: Sanosuke + Megumi, anime only
Saito + Sanosuke
Sailor Moon
Manga
Amara + Bunny
[Darien + Bunny] & Rini
Hotaru + Rini
OTP: Darien + Bunny
Pegasus + Rini
Pluto (Romani) & Rini
Rei + Minako
Seiya + Usagi
Ship Mates: [Darien + Bunny] & Rini, [Pegasus or Hotaru] + Rini
90s anime
Haruka + Usagi
Helios + Chibi-usa
Hotaru + Chibi-usa
Makoto + Ami
Makoto + Minako
Makoto + Usagi
Nephrite + adult Naru
OTP: Seiya + Usagi
Rei + Usagi
Sapphire + Petz
Yaten + Minako
Crystal
Hotaru + Chibi-usa
OTP: Haruka + Usagi
Samurai Champloo
Mugen + Fuu
Mugen & Jin & Fuu
Mugen + Jin
OTP: Jin + Fuu
Sonic X
OTP: Vector + Vanilla
Sonic & Helen
Tails + Cosmo
Ship Mates: Vector + Vanilla, Sonic + Amy, Tails + Cosmo, Knuckles + Rouge, Bokkun + Cream, and Tanaka + Topaz
Speed Racer
Go + Michi
Spirited Away
Haku + Chihiro
Haku & Chihiro
Tenchi Muyo
Kagato + Ryoko
Operative A + Ryoko
OTP: Nobuyuki + Achika
Ryoko &/vs. Ayeka
Tenchi + Ryoko
Ship Mates: Nobuyuki + Achika, Yosho + [Itsuki or Haruna], Tenchi + Ayeka, Ayeka & Sasami, Yugi + Sasami, Ayeka & [human Kamidake + human Azaka], Kiyone + Mihoshi, and [Operative A or Kagato] + Ryoko
Tokyo Mew Mew
Deep Blue + Ichigo
Quiche + Ichigo
Pie + Retasu
Ryou + Ichigo
Zakuro + Minto
The Wind Rises
Jiro + Naoko
Thumbelina, 1978 version
OTP: Thumbelina & Gekoo
The Prince + Thumbelina
Thumbelina: A Magical Story
Hoppy + Thumbelina
Tokyo Godfathers
[Gin + Hana] & Miyuki & baby Kiyoko
[Gin & Hana & Miyuki] & baby Kiyoko
Whisper of the Heart
OTP: Shizuku & Shiro
Seiji + Shizuku
Yawara! A Fashionable Judo Girl
Matsuda + Yawara
You Are Umasou
Heart & his mother
OT3: [Heart & Light ho-yay] & their mother
OT4: [Heart & Light ho-yay] & Umasou & Umasou's grandmother
OTP: Heart & Umasou
Umasou & his grandmother
Yu-Gi-Oh
Original manga continuity
[Yuugi/Yami Yuugi + Anzu] & [Jounouchi + Hiroto]
Original anime
Ship Mates: Seto + Yami Yuugi, [Yuugi + Anzu] & Jounouchi & [Hiroto + Miho], Jounouchi & Hiroto, and Jounouchi + Miyuki
Duel Monsters
Ishizu & Marik
Jounouchi + Mai
Mahad + toned darker Black Nubian male OC
Maximillion + Cecilia
OTP: Seto + Blue Eyes White Dragon
Seto & Blue Eyes White Dragon
Yami Marik + Ishizu
Black Ship Mates #1: [Ishizu & Marik] & aroace Rishid, Yami Marik + Ishizu, [Atemu + Mana] & Mahad, and Mahad + darker Black Nubian male OC
Black Ship Mates #2: [Atemu + Mana] & Mahad, Mahad + Ishizu, [Ishizu & Marik] & aroace Rishid, and Marik + darker Black Nubian male OC
Ship Mates #3: [Atemu + Mana] & Mahad, {[Mahad + male darker Black Nubian OC, Yami Marik + Ishizu] or [Marik + darker Black Nubian male OC, Mahad + Ishizu]}, Ishizu & Marik (& Rishid), Priest Seto + Kisara, Seto + BEWD, Seto & Mokuba, Noa + Mokuba, Yami Yuugi + Yuugi, Yami Yuugi & [Black Magician + Black Magician Girl], Jounouchi + Mai, Jounouchi & Shizuka, Jounouchi & Hiroto, Hiroto + Shizuka, Otogi & Hiroto, Otogi + Anzu, Past Yuugis + Anzu, Yami Bakura + Bakura, and Maximillion + Cecilia
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