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stormbreaker101 · 4 months
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. PHARAOH RAMA-KROK IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING NIGHTMARE (CHALLENGE MODE) RUN. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS KROKOTILLIAN FUCKING ANKH OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING RUN AND HE SAID HIS ANKH WAS "THIS BIG" AND THAT HE "WILL RISE AGAIN AND AGAIN." AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM. PHARAOH RAMA-KROK, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL ANKH. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS PIERCE/CLEANSE WARD/CLEANSE CHARM/ENFEEBLE/TRIAGE/CONTAGION EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY 'ANKH' LOOKS LIKE.
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THAT'S RIGHT BAYBEE. ALL DAMAGE. NO HANGING EFFECTS. NO SCALES. LOOK AT IT IT LOOKS LIKE AN EPIC FUCKING BIRD. HE FUCKED MY RUN SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE NIGHTMARE REALM. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER LASER OWL PISS!
EXCEPT I'M NOT JUST GONNA PISS ON RAMA-KROK. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MALUS!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, FREDDIE KROAKER!? I PISSED ON THE MALUS, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPRRLLETS HIT THE FUCKING NIGHTMARE REALM. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
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