#akaza is a dickhead lol

[askakaza]

Yo did you and Koyuki have a baby or smth?

“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT”

[askakaza]

akaza! I knew I would find you here! - daki

Panic.

Panic.

Panic- “Wait.”

“ @askdouma are these your adopted semen demons?”

[askakaza]

I know calling you a basketball isnt okay but what about a tiger?

“I guess I’ll be fine with that.”

[askakaza]

Bro do you ever just get the urge to stab inanimate objects-

“All the time. I crushed my iPad once because someone put Douma as my background.”

“Think about it and I’ll beat your ass akaza”

[askakaza]

*puts 5702749272946392369382693629264979104629284 stickers of douma on his iPad* 🤭

Peels them off like a good boy instead of breaking his iPad again.

[askakaza]

Mf I'm saying it reminds me of you and Douma 💀

Also check out my pet tumor cat Suki.

“Your cat is by far more pleasant to look at than you.”

[askakaza]

OMG HE THINKS IM HOT??? 😍

Ahem

Anywizzle, I drew eyebrows on salami-

DIES OF LAUGHTER

“Please remove them.”

“SILLY ASS EYEBROWS”

[askakaza]

Staring at the delete button

[askakaza]

Bro did you subscribe to Douma's onlyfans? I sure did 🤩✨💅🏻😩😍

“No, absolutely not.”

Closes all of his tabs

[askakaza]

Mr. Akaza, im here for one thing, your daily reminder to drink your respect women juice :)

-respectfuly Ayumi B.

“I drink it as a daily supplement. But thank you for reminding me Ayumi.”

Credit to iminiquenoyweird on Wattpad and Pinterest

[askakaza]

what are your thoughts on womans rights?

“Equal rights equal fights. If a woman is a worthy opponent, I will give her a fair fight but I will not consume her remains.”

[askakaza]

i love how it says "#Womensrights." and then directly under it, it says "One more fucking comment about me looking like a basketball and I will hit a woman."

“Don’t you just love controversy?”

[askakaza]

I don't have shame in my actions tho-

(by actions she means throwing a bar of soap at Kokushibo)

BURSTS OUT LAUGHING-

Ahem “I don’t recall asking..?” “Did I say it right?”

“No you were supposed to say ‘did I ask?’ Idiot.”

[askakaza]

”Hello Akaza...happy new year my dear~„ Koyuki smiled gentle with her shiny eyes

“Happy new years to you aswell Koyu..”

He smiled back

[askakaza]

I also got a Doma plushie

My dog tried to eat him 💀

“Serves him right”

[askakaza]

FREG

VERY LOUD THINKING NOISE