malaysian gp 2013 - 21/10 would watch again i loved it i loved it i chose it explicitly because i was in pain the whole day and i needed a pick me up and whats more of a pick me up than seb being his absolute bastard self (which people like to conveniently forget as they dadify him and not even in a sexy way just like no check yourselves all yall) i screamed at his overtake on lewis i absolutely screamed at that pitstop moment when mark came out of the pits and i cheered as fuck for multi-21 because it was EVERYTHING. he bitched about mark being too slow, ignored everything, got p1, played dumb in the cooldown room as newey stood there like 😬, bonus points for christians hArSh rEpRiMaNd (As if hed ever do anything to seriously upset his golden boy, especially after three fucking championships), bonus points for brocedes good racing ald lewis being like “i feel like nico should be here instead of me” and nico saying “remember this” to that cunt ross brawn and kimi screaming at hulkenberg (who is a waste of perfectly fine driver space imnsho) and tbh also for marko throwing shade on mercedes like evil motorsports palpatine in the senate. just. this race is so good, such good racing, such bitchiness, malaysia gives and gives and i love it. here is the pic that cracks me up bcs its like. just to illustrate what i mean when i say seb my beloved bastard does not give a fuck at all and everyone knows they have to play nice for the cameras :)
I loved it as fuck but given that ive been battling demons the whole day and kinda forgot to eat mosr of the day, i only started screaming by the end. Lewis overtakes were all magnificent, whatever kimi was doing back around 14th was hillarious, the way ferrari fucked up shit was hillarious. Massa shouldve given Nico the position back foa, soa williams may you never recover i screamed when that pitstop with the fucked up fueling happened. I screamed at some of bumbles commentary, namely "theyre telling vettel its gonna rain. Dont listen to them son, everyones been wrong about the weather today", i laughed af at the british bias of them just skipoing places to say where dc and butron and hamilton are, and i screamed with happiness when seb won. Its not a 10 because i got annoyed bcs bff hates Seb so we fought half the time. Best moment - "at least theres a ferrari engine in that toro rosso". Poignant as fuck. The cars were fucking awesome back then and wet races truly arent what they once were and the fucking engines are orgasm-inducing. Also, webber, alonso, massa, they all failed lovely, so that makes me happy 🥰 lewis and primarily seb masterclass, truly. 12/10 would recc bcs its such a feel good race 🐮❤️ also. Look at him. He is fucking ADORABLE. 🥹
"The kids gotta chamge his attitude towards the media, hes smiley, hes funny, he shakes hands with reporters, he answers queations. He gives british drivers a bad name" okay bumble maybe yall are just cunts
oh god this is such an awkward podium and seb is such a bastard he literally doesnt care i am so in love with him "i think we both enjoyed it, im standing in the middle so i probably enjoyed it a bit more" he is a bitch