#alexcessive

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control really feels like they asked “what if a movie were a video game” and not “let’s make this video game feel like a movie” and that priority distinction is honestly so critical bc if you use the latter you end up with mediocre games like the order 1886 or anything by david cage lmao

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feel like the reason tumblr is but a shriveled shadow of its former self is in part because it’s the only place where the baffling drama results in the affected parties experiencing negative consequences. either being bullied off the site or literal legal trouble. you do that shit on twitter or instagram they give you a blue checkmark and a sponsorship and suddenly you’re making a living wage for being the most insufferable moron imaginable.

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so hbo’s the sopranos really just went like “yes here is... the don of new jersey” and dr. melfi is like “you fucked up a perfectly good mobster is what you did. look at him, he has anxiety.”

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chris redfield in re8, goddamn is that poor man tired as shit lmao

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mafia 3 spent all its narration trying to convince me licnoln clay is an “antihero” because “murder bad” but it doesn’t really work when you spend the majority of your time rescuing human trafficking victims, preventing sex worker exploitation, and the majority of his murders are violent racists

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AAAHHH i finished mafia 3. chose to stay and rule together (split everything up equally). father james and maguire can suck it, long live lincoln clay👑

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you have the option of favoring associates over each other and there’s so many justifiable reasons to choose just one of them

like burke: you both lost family during marcano’s hit, so you share the same goal for the same reason

cassandra: you both face the systemic racism of the city and have a mutual purpose to fight against it

and for vito: you’re gay

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last night i visited an alternate universe where things are very, very good bc that’s the only way i can explain the fact i got the cutest fucking twink’s number in the whole damn place oh my god

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omg i’m stuck on that now i nearly forgot it’d even been said in game. why the hell would vito’s mom send him to confession for fooling around with a woman when he would have been 20 years old at the time, an age where such activities are his own business and tbh kind of expected? the double standard is men aren’t exactly expected to be chaste, and it was only that one time he was sent to confession, it just doesn’t make sense!! his mom knew he hangs around joe who’s a VERY open womanizer (even has joe’s phone number), so why would catching vito with 1 specific woman make her send her adult son to confession........ unless it wasn’t a woman

this is a tiny, niche hill but i will die on it🌈

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ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT LET’S GO MAFIA 2 TIME NOW

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i’m at the end of my fucking rope.

company that doxxed me was banned from the major forum and of course blamed me for it, again, publicly, with another post of just fucking BONKERS level lies. like, half of them are just contradictions in their own fucking post that doesn’t even need my evidence, just the BAREST AMOUNT OF CRITICAL FUCKING THINKING.

but people just fucking believe it all without batting an eye???? jesus shitfucking christ. there is not an OUNCE of critical thinking to be seen not a fucking ATOM. pure facesucking void of fucking antimatter.

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alksjdfahwgjbn after i disconnected for over a week i learned all this shit i’ve been apparently doing during that time, i have now just completely resigned myself to being forcefully cast as the villain (re: DoxxingWeek4) and the black sails quote “everyone is a monster to someone, since you are so convinced i am yours i will be it” dramatically popped into my thoughts

i mean it’s my favorite quote of anything ever so it shouldn’t be that surprising i’d think it at the slightest relevance but that is SO goddamn melodramatic of my brain lmaaoooo. yeah i’m a monster fine whatever sounds hot👹

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just finished binge watching x-men evolution my fave childhood x-men series and bruh they really did just let scarlet witch’s memory wipe just. just stay like that?? they just let magneto do that?? i mean. ok i guess yeah she’s.... healthier, mentally, but bruh. bruh.

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me inconveniently battling thru a dilapidated castle riddled with hollows to find the old woman who sells the workshop key the blacksmith lost: here u go sir access to your tools again

the blacksmith: get a real job, slut

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guess who got harassed and doxxed across three platforms today for leaving a bad review with a small business whose owners are addicted to facebook and apparently have a VIP group dedicated to shaming negative reviewers and going on campaigns to destroy their name✨ ............. i did✨

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everyone needs to stop being in denial about zagreus’s height. “oh thanatos is floating” “it’s because megara’s a fury demigod” “his mom’s half-god so that’s why she’s taller” uh huh yeah and mortal human shades achilles and patroclus are still 1.5 heads taller than your boy now shut up and respect the short king for all that he is👑