#all I want for christmas is Volt Krueger

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okay guys, I don’t normally try to exploit the big crowd of people reading this blog for things I want, but if you really want to do a super nice thing and make my Christmas dreams come true you will spread this to the furthest reaches of the internet and tell as many people as possible to go tweet at Sony to make The Bouncer compatible with the PS4 using the hashtag #ps2ps4

Sony is currently running a campaign to collect suggestions for games fans want to see resurrected for the PS4. You can suggest as many games as you want, as long as you use the #ps2ps4 hashtag.

The Bouncer is a terrible Fighting Game RPG where you play three sexy night club bouncers trying to rescue their Blade Runner cyborg bff from leather fetish gimp gear corporate security ninjas and punch a satellite to death. I cannot explain why I love this game so much and why I’ve carried the torch for it for so long other than it being like the video game equivalent to a weird 80’s cyberpunk B cult movie. It’s like if showdown in Little Tokyo was the story of Brandon Lee and Dolph Lundgren dragging their best friend Gackt on a journey to loosely follow the anime Metropolis script through the set of Blade Runner. It’s an awful game and I love it and if you want to make a squishy little Canadian cartoonist really happy this year all you have to do is tell all your friends to throw some requests for the Bouncer into the #ps2ps4 pile on twitter and spread this as far as you can.