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#all the OTHER cheap wine has screwtops because it knows I am an idiot and a pleb and I do not own a corkscrew
teaandinanity · 5 years
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Why does my $7 bottle of wine have an ACTUAL CORK????
I don’t even OWN a corkscrew; cheap wine is obviously cooking wine and it is supposed to have a screwtop.
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