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bonesofivory All questions from the Loaded Questions game

What is not worth all the money in the world? Troll farms, I guess? They're so toxic and annoying. And unfortunately a big part of the circles I'm part of...it's in local politics, it's in K-pop... they're just very exhausting to see.

What would make for a ridiculous new national holiday? I'd answer this more seriously and go for a holiday that's in recognition of politicians I hate. I would rather go to work.

What would cause you to give a child a "time out"? If they mess with strangers. I'm in Vietnam right now and the amount of kids who have randomly decided to mess with us while we quietly walked around... I'm not gonna name-drop any nationality lmao but it was so stressful and very disorienting.

What is something you would want to do every day? Travel, like what I've been doing the past week.

What word or phrase do you overuse? I'm guilty of replying with "does it?" "do they?" "is it?" "are they?" etc etc when someone tells a fact or a simple statement haha. It's a habit I picked up from my ex.

If you were in jail, whom would you want for your cellmate? Hans because I know he can humor his way to getting us out asap.

If you owned a nightclub, what would you call it? I'm not nearly creative enough to come up with a good idea to this.

What image should be next to the word "extraordinary" in a dictionary? BTS.

On what TV show would you make a perfect guest star? No clue.

How do you know when you're having a bad day? I'd feel a bit suicidal. Like I would think I'm much better off disappearing and not burdening people anymore.

Where is a terrible place to fall asleep? Somewhere hot and humid with insects around. Idk what exact 'place' but those are definitely conditions I'd be uncomfortable with.

What would constitute a bad neighbor? If they have loud and whiny kids that they let be.

How do you think you'll celebrate your 100th birthday? I'm not hoping to live that long, but if I do, I just hope I'm celebrating it in wealth and comfort lol.

Which television family is most like your own family? Whichever the most dysfunctional family is. Maybe Fresh off the Boat? Hahahaha.

What would make you turn off the TV immediately? Realistically – if there's a crisis/emergency at work. Haha. I go on lockdown and go on full boss mode until everything is resolved.

What would significantly change the mood right now? I'd so go back out right now and bask in my final night in Vietnam if everything just didn't close by 10 PM.

What is the most impressive thing you can make? Most stuff I'm proud of is things I've written.

How are you planning on changing your life for the better? Just having more empathy and sympathy, something I'm actively working towards since for the most part I've had a very nonchalant personality and mostly goal-driven. I've been lacking when it comes to thinking of others, but now that I'm leading an entire team at work I've had more opportunities to practice being more empathetic. That life is not about deadlines and like, just because I'm competitive or a people pleaser doesn't mean I should pass off that internal pressure to others.

What is the most creative thing you have done recently? Not sure about that.

When is having very little of something actually a good thing? Being on vacation/traveling. Personally, it becomes a lot more fun when you don't really have a set itinerary that you have to follow and just go with the flow. That's what we've done in our time in Vietnam so far and it's been more of a blast this way.

What do you wish took a shorter amount of time to accomplish? Powerpoints/decks. I get so stressed when I'm making them because you want to make sure they're both substantial in info AND creative.

If your birthday became a national holiday, how would you celebrate it? A massive K-pop party, hehe. And a bunch of street food stalls lined up in one long street.

What is something five out of five doctors can agree on? Smoking kills.

What would be a strange gift to give at a baby shower? A toolbox, maybe...? HAHA

What is a terrible thing to stuff a turkey with on Thanksgiving? I'm not so sure tbh. I've never had turkey and don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Chocolate maybe?? What's the verdict on chocolate in turkey, guys? Hahaha

What inexpensive thing would you love to receive as a present? Ointment. My crampy Asian ass will always appreciate ointment.

If Columbus discovered today's America, what might cause him to go back on his ship and sail away? ?

What is a terrible excuse for forgetting a loved one's birthday? Being too busy at work. Work is never that important for taking five seconds out of your day to greet someone.

If you had to give the same gift to everyone on your holiday list, what would you give? Something practical, like a small unisex bag or a phone holder.

What celebrity doesn't need a Halloween mask to look scary? That's pretty mean.

Upon blowing out the candles on your next birthday cake, what will you wish for? More money.

What present would you immediately re-gift? Not really into regifting.

If you could put a stop to one holiday tradition, what would it be? Like, not actually recognizing the purpose of holidays. In the Philippines, we have so many national holidays remembering national heroes, war events, etc (almost one a month!) but we just treat them as merely a day off work. I wish more effort can be placed in having initiatives that let us celebrate and honor the people/events we've set holidays for.

What do you have an abundance of and could share with others? Empty notebooks.

What information should not be communicated through text? Idk, I guess anything that involves thousands to millions of money lol.

What would you most like to find when going through your bag of Halloween treats? Anything peanut butter. :D

What have you done that would put you on Santa's naughty list? Always going over my goddamn budget for ANYTHING I set budgets for.

If you could interview the devil, what would be your first question? "What have I done that you'd most approve of?" maybe? As an eternal pleaser lmfao. Also so I can gauge the meanest I've gotten.

What kind of pet could someone have that would make you think that person is crazy? Anything that's illegal to own.

What road sign do you wish existed? "No e-bikes beyond this point."

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Nancy & Rio

Nancy: Hey Nancy: how's all the prep going? Rio: Oh my God Rio: it feels good to talk to someone over the age of 12, put it that way Rio: its getting there but I might not 🤪🥴😵 Nancy: same cos Buster's acting like a 5 year old rn Nancy: I wish I was there helping Rio: Travelling brings out the worst in 'em Rio: if I have to see an airport with mine this year, too soon 😬❌ Rio: we could use your 👀 Rio: I'm sure there will still be shit to do when you all get here Nancy: Did your dad convince your mum about a honeymoon though? Nancy: Asking cos I wanna steal you away for a while Nancy: When I get there I'm gonna have so many 📷 to set up and take but I'll definitely make time for any finishing touches there are Rio: 😘😘😘 Rio: s'more convincing nan and granddad that your parents and the rest will help out controlling the masses whilst they're off 🎔☽ Rio: a reason we can NEVER find a babysitter 🙄 Nancy: Oh come on! If my mum gets involved they'll be perfect 😇s Rio: 😂 Rio: I'd be happy to test the theory Rio: going to be so good to see you again! Nancy: Me too if it'd get her off my back 🙄 Nancy: I've missed you so much! Rio: Uh-oh, what's the latest crusade with her? Rio: Girl, same! So much catching up Nancy: Who can keep track? This week it's something about how I spend too much time in my room Nancy: Like doesn't she realise I don't sleep in a cell? I have everything I need Rio: Right? Rio: At least we're past grounding, was such a laughable punishment when its not the 50s or something, please Nancy: malted milkshakes and jukeboxes yes, the rest of the 50s, no Rio: But you'd look so fetching in a circle skirt 😉 Rio: what are you wearing though Rio: I've been so busy making sure the kids are actually clothed that I'm not remotely ready, ugh Nancy: Also less likely to be hatecrimed when it's just gals being pals 😉 Nancy: [a pic of her outfit cos we don't have one yet gang] Nancy: oh my god if you're not joking dad better start speeding! You really need my help ASAP Rio: Don't rub it in, or I'll be at the back of the bus heckling you Rio: me and all MY #sistas Rio: 😍 you look so good, I'll ignore your white feminism if you tell him to step on it Nancy: 😳 x 10000 like Nancy: But I'll demand it Rio: 🧡 Rio: Its a mood, catch me stealthing down the aisle at the back, please, steal the show, kids Nancy: 💚 Nancy: Honestly I feel nervous & I don't have to do the walk/nobody's gonna be looking at me Rio: Awh, don't be Rio: Honestly, everything is so extra, no one will know where to look Rio: you know them Nancy: I was safe to assume that Junie isn't answering me cos he's 😳 x 10000000 then, yeah? Rio: No doubt Rio: I can't even find him to tell him to reply Rio: if I spot him Nancy: It's fine I'll see him soon anyway Rio: God bless him Nancy: I need out of this car now & away from all of them Rio: I can feel the tension from here, babe Nancy: If he spends another sec on speaker talking to his friends about last night's party I will have to throw his phone out of the window Rio: Eww Rio: your brother is 1000% gonna be THAT businessman on the train that wants everyone to hear his convo Nancy: I know Rio: then pops a few blood vessels when someone tells him otherwise Rio: you poor thing, forreal Nancy: He got into a fight at the party over some girl 🙄 But of course the other lad was the only one hurt Nancy: How am I related to this idiot? Rio: How have your parents not turned the car around or at least threatened to Nancy: He doesn't wanna come which means he is, no matter what Nancy: Even if he was 🤕 Rio: Also do you live in Chelsea or a bad American teen drama Rio: the dramatics 😂 Nancy: Right? But it's me getting lectured by my mother regularly Nancy: your favouritism is showing again Rio: We all like you better, don't worry babe Nancy: thanks Nancy: if your parents wanna adopt me, now is good Rio: What's one more is pratically the family motto so why not Rio: you'll have to miss all the WILD parties and the even wilder bants Rio: reckon you'll survive? Nancy: just about Rio: Be honest Rio: if I go to town right now, what are the odds of the kids staying semi-presentable? Nancy: It'd be single figures Nancy: like 5% maybe Rio: Yeah Rio: but even less chance of me getting something wearable if I ask my boy to bring something with him, right? Nancy: Unless he's very fashion forward Nancy: You could tell him to go to ours and raid my wardrobe? Rio: Such a humblebrag, Nancy McKenna 😏 Nancy: If you don't want my advice or designer labels, don't ask, like Rio: 😂 Rio: how is it possible I have nothing suitable in my whole ass wardrobe Nancy: This family has had a surprisingly few weddings in our lifetime Nancy: & there's no chance of you re-purposing what you wore to my parents' big day all those years ago so Nancy: I'll make a detour and pick something up for you Nancy: if you trust me Rio: The amount of sin is truly unholy Rio: my grandma be 😠 at all these heathens Rio: and that feels like forever ago Rio: dread to think what I was rocking but at least I was cute Nancy: So 😢 I couldn't bring a date to meet your grandma she sounds lovely Nancy: [finds a pic of the baze wedding like] Nancy: you were the cutest! Look! Rio: Love the sinner, hate the sin, sweetie 😘 Rio: Oh lord Nancy: Says you but what happened to ME? Nancy: I'm like a different person rn and it's not a glow up Rio: Shh, you look beautiful, are you kidding Nancy: I look like my parents are into medieval torture & put me on a rack Nancy: not cute Rio: Oh 'cos being tall is so unappealing Rio: all those leggy supermodels, YUCK Nancy: 😂 Rio: Anyone saying different is obviously jealous Nancy: How very teen drama Nancy: the girl who hates me really loves me 💋 Rio: better start loudly talking about that Rio: your 'rents will be so proud Nancy: They aren't likely to hear me over Buster's dramatic playlist 🎶 Rio: Now you're just making shit up 😂 Nancy: [records him as proof hey boy hey looking like a moody fuckboy snack over there no doubt] Rio: He really did just look at the window like a music video, huh Rio: also praying you make it here unmurdered now, girl 🙏🤞 Nancy: He wouldn't dare start a fight with us in our finery 👗👠 mum & dad would kill him Nancy: or I could with the 👠 Rio: Gotta stay favourite, yeah Nancy: definitely Rio: catch me being no ones 'cos I'm not coming Rio: see you tomorrow, like 👋 Nancy: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo Nancy: you have to Nancy: don't leave me with my evil twin Rio: 😩 but Rio: so over this before its begun Nancy: please Ri Nancy: I'll make it fun somehow Rio: There's no escape anyhow Rio: so many people here already just 👀 @ me Rio: I'm not putting on a fucking poofy dress I'm sorry Nancy: you don't have to Nancy: bridesmaid but keep it fashion Rio: I tried on some actual bridesmaid dresses but I felt so stupid Rio: why is it all floor-length and fucking Rio: the excess material Rio: I don't wanna drown in tulle, I'm not 5 Nancy: gross Nancy: I promise to never get married first of all Nancy: second of all I'm gonna make sure you look 🔥 today so Rio: 🧡🧡🧡 Rio: I've got to start on the drinks now though, sorry Nancy: show me what's in your wardrobe & I'll try & remember what's in mine Rio: I love you but you remember what I said about floor-length? Nancy: okay okay just yours then Nancy: come on, I can do this Rio: [does] Rio: but honestly, fuck it Nancy: there's so much I could make work Nancy: & no reason for us both to hate our outfits Rio: I won't hate it, I'll just be hated Rio: mainly by my grandma 💁 Nancy: as soon as Buster arrives his attitude will pull focus Nancy: plenty to keep your grandma busy in this car Rio: He'd never be that nice to me Rio: even unintentionally Nancy: I will then Nancy: thinking of a scene to cause as we speak Rio: 😏 Rio: such a shame there'll be no hot girls there you aren't related to 💔 Nancy: if only hitchhikers were still a thing Rio: So predatory for a 13 year old Rio: flip that script honey Nancy: it's the lesbian way Nancy: ask every girl at my school Rio: Ugh, turning their backs in the changing room is it? Rio: like half of 'em have got anything to hide, people are ridiculous Nancy: Yeah Rio: Its more than that then Nancy: It's not a story for today Rio: Later Rio: when you've caught up Nancy: when I've taken my make up off maybe Nancy: it took a really long time Rio: it looks 🔥 Nancy: it's not too much, right? You'd tell me Rio: Of course Rio: but it so isn't, its great Nancy: thanks Nancy: a benefit of doing it in February, our faces won't melt off & I'm not sunburnt Rio: They've thought of you at least Rio: love that Nancy: I'll try & remember to thank them too, like Rio: Thank whichever God made you gay too Rio: boys are such dicks Nancy: I got stuck with a brother so I'd still suffer Nancy: probably won't 🙏 Rio: Well you can ignore him Rio: sure you both prefer it that way Nancy: You can ignore any boys you want Nancy: or don't want Rio: Nah Rio: not when I'm this hard to ignore yeah Nancy: all the more reason Nancy: when you look like you look you can take your pick Rio: I already have, that's what I'm saying Nancy: & they're still dicks? Rio: He is Nancy: So dump him Nancy: there must be some boys in existence who aren't Rio: Eh Rio: None as cute Nancy: Gross Rio: Shut up 🙄 Nancy: if you wanna talk about boys you've come to the wrong place Rio: excuse me Rio: you've literally talked about your hitchhiker fantasy so you can deal with it Nancy: I don't have a fantasy I was trying to think of a diversion to horrify your grandma Rio: Sure Nancy: It's a shame Buster would never swap outfits with me Nancy: a move like that really would pull focus from what you're wearing Rio: I hate to break it to you but not really Rio: already got so many chicks in suits Rio: you know this is MY parents wedding, not yours Nancy: but how many boys in dresses do you have? Rio: I'll check Rio: my parents have weird friends, babe Rio: and have you met my siblings like Rio: your the normie branch of the fam, no amount of lesbian angst is changing that for you, I'm so sorry Nancy: at least they have friends, mine have co-dependence Nancy: and yeah, I'm trying to get adopted in, remember? Rio: 😍 romantic Rio: we'll swap Rio: I need the break Nancy: you and Buster would kill each other in seconds Nancy: but if you can survive long enough to end him I support it Rio: Duh Nancy: I've heard 'you should see the other guy' enough to be sure it's bullshit Nancy: you can take him Rio: I know Rio: trust me Nancy: he hasn't lost a 🥊 for ages it's way past due Rio: Weddings always end in a scrap Rio: may as well take it for the team honestly Nancy: fights & drunken displays happen whenever this family gets together Nancy: again, take your pick Rio: I'm not drunk but tah for the faith, babe Nancy: it's early still Rio: 😒 Nancy: they are all driving me to drink & I don't even Rio: Slainte Nancy: exactly Rio: Fuck it, I'm going town Nancy: do you have time? Rio: Sure Nancy: Then yeah go Rio: ✌ see you when you get here Nancy: I'll find you as soon as we show up Rio: Do Rio: I'll be the bombshell Nancy: I'll be the awkward ginger Nancy: 💚💋 Rio: 🧡💋