#also apparently his SMG4 is now an actual character

[tiredbastard59]

Words can not describe how fast my jaw dropped when I learned the guy behind The Amazing Digital Circus and Glitch studios was the SMG4 guy.

Like I remember a few years ago watching that shit when it was just like Gmod models with SMG4 being a blue Mario what do you mean he has made multiple shows including Murder Drones?!

[hamlos]

Smg4 Switch Au

Dear Diary

for smg4!

I smg4 will try to write down my things in this diary, but I can’t promise that they will be interesting to other people, because these diaries are for me and also those people who I consider good enough to read my diary.

1

Dear Diary

I would like to start with the fact that I got here because I really screwed up and couldn’t defeat “one” of my “enemies”.. after which I ended up here because of him and lost full access to my world, I don’t even know now what’s happening with my friends or acquaintances, in terms of the fact that now, although I see them in another world, they are not the same as before for me. I tried to make friends with them, but I seem to have gained a reputation as a jerk in their eyes, and they don’t want to fully talk to me, even meggy.

Now the only “friend” of all of them is smg3, he is now kind for some reason and also an idiot, but in principle, as long as he doesn’t try to kill me, I’m quite comfortable with him.

2

Actually, he looks even better like this when he's not evil and wears those light colored clothes.

In fact, this sounded very strange. Perhaps I should stop describing his clothes.

2,5

Dear Diary

I would like to write here about how I live now, but I don’t know if it will be good for my reputation and safety in the future, because I heard that it seems that one of the Mario brothers is trying to steal my diary, perhaps I will put protection on it so that it cannot be opened without my knowledge.

[But if you opened it like that, then congratulations, you are receiving a nuclear missile in your home as a gift.]

3

Recently I tried to make a regular pizza but I didn’t have the ingredients for it, so I put some kind of horseradish on it and it still turned out delicious.

[I forgot what I put in, when I remember I’ll write]

4

"Smg3 is probably cool, but for some reason I notice that he behaves like some kind of character from a strange anime. Like DereDere characters, like TsundDere but without mental disorders, maybe...

5

Dear Diary

I began to notice that I am too fixated on bad thoughts now, "He" often tried to kill me and I lost all my friends, my castle and my YouTube channel, it’s not like it matters right now, but I worry about my friends a lot .. but not for “him” ..

6

Pizza Recipe: Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon. Cheese.

7

OH LORD

7,5

Dear Diary

I apologize to the reader of this diary for such a sudden transition to capital letters, I just remembered one very shameful thing... between me and my enemy.. Brr no, I won’t go play club penguin with smg3 today.

Very embarrassing memories immediately in my head.

8

I would like to make some kind of cake for Mario, it seems like his anniversary is coming soon, I don’t remember, even if it’s not soon, I’ll do it anyway.

8,5

he didn’t have an anniversary, I am fool .

9

Dear Diary

I hate smg3, he became fixated on his power and I don’t like it, I tried to teach him meme power not so that he wouldn’t respond to my requests to play Club Penguin, this idiot doesn’t understand good things games apparently.

9,5

He answered, for some reason he sounds tired and doesn’t hear my words well, I need to go see him tomorrow, right now I’m looking after the tomato

(Is this partly my pet? I don’t have a pet right now after one incident)

10

Dear Diary

Smg3 is not himself, he ruined Mario's anniversary  and now we are trying to calm him down [mario, not the smg3], well, more precisely, they are trying, because I already tried, I'm still watching smg3 and trying to get him out of his own room, why does he even live in the Peach castle? Oh... I got it..

10,5

He is he is loudly angry about something. By the way, I realized that he likes coffee without sugar. This is strange considering how he looks.

#%:;;:

[duckapus]

Ever since Wario got that package he's been getting tons of ideas for making WarioWare more successful, with his VR game idea as just the start. And at first it's great! They're doing better than ever, and some of the ideas even help him and Waluigi get their finances in order and move into a freaking penthouse! So things are looking up.

Except...

Except some of the ideas don't feel like his own.

Except he's gradually becoming colder and more businesslike.

Except he keeps Conveniently Forgetting to take off his Meta Glove when he's not using it.

Because the arm is programed similarly to SMG4's old demonic keyboard, but it's far more subtle and insidious since it's not dealing with a sleep-deprived perfectionist already in the midst of a complete mental breakdown.

And it's so subtle that even as Wario realizes that something's wrong with him, he doesn't figure out what until it's too late and he's a prisoner in his own mind.

Now it's-a Metario Time, and he activates a similar program in the replica Meta Gloves to forcibly hijack the minds of the WarioWare crew, Waluigi, and new hires Amy and Mira, then leads the resulting Army in an assault on the Showgrounds, which is the big cliffhanger before what I'm calling WAHtfiWare.

Speaking of which, the format is that Tari manages to convince Metario to settle things with a gaming competition, with both of them using their unique abilities to pull their respective Crews into a WarioWare game. The transition screen between challenges is a fighting game-style character select, with the SMG4 Crew's side being blue, Metario's side being purple, and the real Wario trapped in a TV in the middle. The actual challenge skits are much shorter than usual, both because they're supposed to represent Microgames and because there are a lot of characters and if we went with the standard format we wouldn't be able to use them all even if we included some 2v2-or-more-challenges.

To differentiate him from the real Wario, Metario wears the same suit and bowler hat as the TV Adware guy and his Meta Glove, which looks just like Tari's arm but refitted to Wario's proportions, purple glowy bits instead of blue, and Wario's signature blue "W" on the back of the hand instead of Tari's wing emblem thing. The rest of the WarioWare crew also have Meta Gloves fitted to their proportions, and their eyes glow the same purple as the glowy bits when they're under Metario's control.

Just before the climax song starts, the Crew discovers that they can break Metario's control by getting rid of the Meta Arms when they manage to do so to Waluigi, Amy and Mira. Then during the song they gradually manage to free all the WarioWare employees (coincidentally in reverse order of their debuts Because Thematics) while Metario transforms his in-game sprite (because keep in mind that with how his and Tari's special power works their bodies are still in the real world unlike everyone else), and near the end Wario finally breaks free of the TV and gets to lay an extremely satisfying smackdown on the asshole program that stole his body.

In the aftermath, it turns out that Metario's ideas weren't actually as good for the company in the long term as he thought they were, because as good as the program was it was still working with Wario's brain, so a lot of the extra revenue they got has to go into damage control and the Wario Bros can't actually afford their penthouse. But when they think they're going to have to go back to living on the side of the road, the two Crews have a surprise for them.

Apparently the initial WarioWare VR concept, the one idea that was genuinely All Wario before the Meta Arm had any influence, was the one that actually properly worked, and between the sales from that and everybody deciding to pitch in something of their own, they managed to put in a down payment on a house for the brothers. It's not particularly big or fancy, in fact it's just a 3D version of Wario's dinky little run-down shack from the actual WarioWare games, complete with the big dumb "W" sign on the roof.

And as far as the two of them are concerned, it's perfect. Better than the stupid penthouse even. Because for once in their lives they've finally got somewhere that feels like home, given to them by the first people beyond each-other who've ever felt like family.