you already knowwwww peepaw william nsfw hcs GO!
[ insert shitty Beetlejuice title pun ]
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A/n: I'm going to either kiss or kill you Kandi, and I have to say you're on some thin fucking ice rn /j
18+ post, even though this is half satire it still contains mature content so minors DNI with this!
Warnings: you know the gist by now yadda yadda, very homo shit happening here tbh, mpreg, minor gore, creepy old guy stuff, my usual smut tags yknow how it is
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Peepaw William <3
➤ Okay to get this out of the way I don't think he has a dick anymore. Like cock and balls have been blasted to ash tbh sorry </3
➤ or like if something is there it's so fucking broken and has trouble standing up [peepaw got Ed can't believe this]
➤ Isn't exactly the most into sex itself and really could just toss you around like a ragdoll
➤ He doesn't practice safe sex so fuck him.
➤ Okay. Hear me out. Okay?
➤ For some god-awful reason, he knows how to use those damn fingers don't ask me why
➤ Since Mpreg is canon to the fnaf franchise I would like to raise the fact that out of everything just likes to see you dumb and plush something he can mold into a useful vessel
➤ Also on the topic of Mpreg uhhhh. Yeah, maybe a breeding kink perhaps..
➤ Very big sir user I mean kings got priorities ig
➤ I'm so sorry but like. is absolutely into you being in pain and crying out to stop
➤ Like tears down ur face? Lets fucking go
➤ Guys, please get help, likely manipulated you so hard, and ur just denying it and this hurts so bad bc of it
➤ Likely calls you pathetic, plaything, and deary
➤ Hasn't remembered your name and refuses to ask
➤ Or literally, just can't be bothered to actually know tbh
➤ OKAY HOLD ON NOW BEFORE WE GO I HAVE ANOTHER THING!!!
➤ Electricity, anything to deal with him shocking you or zapping you and leaving you drooling is the one thing he always does
➤ Like those old fucking broken wires? Can't tell me it doesn't happen
➤ Likely chokes you until you pass out if he's caught up with something
➤ Sometimes shit gets bloody due to the sharp unprotected edges of his suit that dig into your skin either you like it or don't
➤ His aftercare is shit like possibly has Vanny take care of you
➤ Actually, now that I think abt it, you're probably with Vanny and she's letting Afton play with you due to their mind not being fully there
➤ Dw just give him a Ranch flavored Sunflower seed and watch him crumble like fucking building
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