#also going on with that otacon is the son in law joke you can open it up to huey and Strangelove as in laws too

[deus-and-the-machina]

sometimes a family is you, your mentor and mother figure you had to kill and then kill her AI because once wasn’t enough, her ghost boyfriend who threw you in a river full of dead people you killed, their son who is your no good terrible catboy cowboy boyfriend with a torture fetish, your other capitalist blonde whore boyfriend, your ex girlfriend who helped clone you unwillingly, three sons who were cloned from you without your consent who are as follows: guy who owns way too many huskies, little british turd, and president of the United States, your body double, your body double’s girlfriend, your body double and two boyfriend’s dog, then of course your gnc cyborg adopted grandson and last but not least your son in law who likes anime and pissed his pants