If anyone was wondering where I've been the last several weeks, I've apparently reached the age where not exercising for more than a week now causes me to devolve into some kind of slug creature.
As a result I decided I'd finally let myself install mods for Stardew Valley and then lapsed into some sort of coma, only regaining consciousness on the elliptical a couple days ago with my ears ringing and 77 mods installed.