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redrobin-detective · 7 months

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Simon Petrikov really is the dad of all time.

Continuing my Adventure Time binge and I got to the Gunter/Orgalorg bits. Ice King took this horrible, cruel alien menace who's been seeking ultimate power for millennia and loved him, cuddled him, disciplined him (sometimes undeservedly) and overall sucked him into his deluded family unit. He did this for so long that when Gunter finally was given a chance for ultimate power -via the wishing crown - he chose instead to become Ice Thing. To become like his dad.

Simon dadded so hard that he turned two eldritch beings with capacity for immense destruction into daddies girls.

#adventure time #simon petrikov #Im shook #also how dare people leave Gunter out when mentioning Simons kids #hes got Marcy Finn Fionna Gunter and like 40 other penguins #Does Simon have partial custody of the other penguins??#did Ice Thing ask Simon to walk him down the aisle #that man girl daded so much he averted the apocalypse twice #i just woke up from a nap but I need to lie down

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