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dravidious · 2 years ago

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You're more amazing than Propagator Primordium

What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck this is a 2-drop 3/3 that's also a reanimation spell that makes its own reanimation targets what the fuck

In related news about perfectly balanced cards, I was inspired by cards like Bitter Triumph, Cast Down, Devour in Shadow, Doom Blade, Feed the Swarm, Go for the Throat, Heartless Act, Infernal Grasp, Malicious Affliction, Power Word Kill, Terror, Victim of Night, and Walk the Plank to make my own removal spell

#the only thing keeping this thing even vaguely reasonable is the fact that there aren't many good fungus creatures to reanimate with it #but that's irrelevant because again: it makes its own reanimation targets #and those reanimation targets make their own reanimation targets #it just keeps exponentially multiplying itself #i hate exponential growth cards #they either get snuffed out by a removal spell and do nothing or they completely take over the game #the worst kind of rare are the ones that just win the game all on their own #the rare slot is for complex cards that require the right deck to take advantage of #especially when they do really weird gimmicky shit that wouldn't work at all outside a dedicated deck #but this is just a sorcery with “Your opponent discards a removal spell. If they can't then you win the game.”#why even bother printing commons and uncommons when you're just going to completely and totally invalidate them with cards like this #anyway i just added my removal spell to the post #idk why they keep printing these 2-drop “conditional” removal spells #like just be honest and make them 2-drop removal spells #or just don't make 2-drop removal spells. that would also be nice #2 mana to answer almost every creature in the game is maybe a little bit Not A Good Idea #also i decided to search for every black 2-drop instant/sorcery that says “destroy” to find all of the “conditional” removal spells #there's a bunch #actually Bitter Triumph and Feed the Swarm and Infernal Grasp are unconditional but cost life which isn't really a cost so they go here too #they still fit the theme of “black gets to delete practically any creature for 2 mana”#ka asks

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