#also i'm so mad that lady and trish aren't in here bc they don't fit any of these categories for me but i adore them

[ladyespera]

OBviously i'm sending you dmc for the blorbo ask game

you ask me about my favorite current interest even though it is not your own? you ask me like a good mutual? oh! oh! hearts for as-dreamers-do! hearts for as-dreamers-do for a thousand years!!!!!!! (jkjk obviously i'm still interested in all kinds of things but this week is dmc love)

ANYWAYS~ (this is gonna be a mess bc my brain is a tired distracted wreck)

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) AGONY they're all my faves but if we're being 10000% honest based on my art/writing....vergil i guess. even though i love dante too with my whole heart and soul i PROMISE. vergil is just my mental health comfort character (though honestly if my day is getting too bad...nope time to resort to dante bc vergil isn't very healthy). also his sword is just SO COOL i want a katana that can cut space. and he wears old-fashioned clothes! and talks kinda formal! and has sorta skinny jeans legs! i am (mildly) represented.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) nero. perfect, precious, protect at all costs. foster dad loves girlfriend steady job somehow holding the single sparda braincell. setting standards for genuinely good men and tbh that's only a handful of characters for me. has done nothing wrong ever. got blue translucent wings thru the power of love. angry at all times. feral child. i love him (both dmc4&5 versions).

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) i feel like kyrie is underappreciated by capcom AND NEEDS MORE CONTENT ON SCREEN c'mon all our fanfics out here doing all the heavy lifting.

(also someone please get her better outfits ASAP she looks like she can't decide whether she's going to a funeral as a 40 yr old widow or to a wedding 😩)

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) I KNOW PATTY ISN'T AN OBSCURE FAVE IN CANON AS A WHOLE but in the videogames she's only there as a voice for like 10 seconds and i need more of her. also my non-dmc friends must be so confused whenever i talk about the weapons as if they were people. (oh look, yamato, rebellion, ebony and ivory, blue rose, beowulf...etc.)

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) he isn't problematic, unpopular, nor controversial, but he sure is pathetic...Vergil my beloved. sir ur comic literally saves me.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) i think i do this to vergil. i'm sorry. we're in this together.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) mundus is already in hell and if i were to see him again i wouldn't send him to superhell i'd strangle him with my own two hands i would kill him i hate him so much if he ever lays a finger on any of my boys again it's on SIGHT. angus and sanctus and arkham can all go to superhell tho. plus sid and that random rapey prison guard in dmc anime and whatever that villain in dmc2 was called who was so boring i forgot his name.