#also iirc saint cloud was a magic hermit or somethin so

[mrpinchy]

growing up my family was catholic so i had to do a bunch of catholic stuff like choosing a saint and taking their name as my confirmation name. there's a whole ceremony in the church and everything it's actually one of the big seven sacraments. anyway i convinced enough adults that Saint Cloud was not only a real saint (he is) but that he is also the saint of preventing strife (he is not), and since there's like a million catholic saints they didn't call me on it

so, as far as the church is concerned, my catholic name is Cloud (Strife)