#also like………bird species evolving to become less violent than mammal species. ma’am…..may I present to you: duck penises. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

fishslappping · 1 year

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I’m back to prince lestat and the realms of Atlantis now and I was screaming NO ANNE WHY at the top of my lungs, tears streaming down my face, and laughing like a maniac, as Simon Vance calmly read to me over my car’s speakers on my way to work yesterday because I truly thought I had remembered it wrong that the bird alien’s humanoid bio-robot-bio-weapon’s (DEREK’s) lobbed off arm crawls out of a fire, rears up like some beetlejuice nightmare worm with a mouth on the palm of its hand and then 👏 latches 👏 onto 👏 this man’s 👏 NIPPLE.

#the vampires around the table all listening to kapetria just accepting this #also like………bird species evolving to become less violent than mammal species. ma’am…..may I present to you: duck penises.#also: the existence of geese.#also: my lovebirds. one of which ate the other’s toe off and the toe-eater literally flying out at any opportuity to latch onto your neck.#vampire chronicles #I REALLY can’t even tell if I want the show to get this insane like #how will it start as it has and go into full frontal riverdale madness #text post tag

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