#also my headcanon is that dex has always loved badass ladies

[crymeariveronceagain]

Dex finding out the shirt he wore is Wonder Woman

"You know that that shirt's for a girl superhero," Sophie said.

Dex blinked, looking down at his Wonder Woman t-shirt. "What?"

"Yeah, for Wonder Woman."

The boy blinked, his eyes lighting up. "Biana!!!" He shouted, thrilled, "They've got girl superheroes, in the forbidden cities!"

Biana walked over, her eyes wide. "No way!"

"Yes way!" His eyes were bright and sparkling. "What does Wonder Woman do, Soph?"

Sophie blinked, startled. Every boy she'd ever met would have hated being in a girl superhero's shirt. Especially the ones her age. "Uh, well. Her name's Diana--"

"So cool," Biana said. "That sounds like my name but different!"

"Oh my stars," Dex said, excited. "You should dress up as Wonder Woman."

Biana grinned. "Sophie, keep going."

"She's a princess--"

Dex groaned. "You're kidding me--"

"--Of the amazons, a race of warrior women that rules over an island. She has a sword, a lasso that makes people tell the truth, and she's super nice, too. She fought the god of war, Ares, in one of the movies, or maybe it was just a huge army. I'm not sure, I didn't make it all the way to the end. My parents sent me to bed. But she's strong and smart and kind and she slices through people with her sword."

Biana and Dex's jaws dropped at the same time. "No frigging way," Biana whispered, "That's so awesome."

"Yeah," Dex said. "No kidding."

He grinned down at his shirt, and turned to Keefe, where he stood in his Batman shirt. "Hey Keefe! My hero is cooler than yours! Take that!"

Keefe squawked in outrage.

Sophie and Biana giggled.

Dex just grinned.