#also rip to that url. I couldn't get it back after I deleted.

[zackmartin]

just rewatched blurt again and thought back to the sunbeameyes days and man oh man i forgot just how obvious it was IN CANON that jeremy had a crush on richie like literally this exchange:

j: ok he is pretty charming

r: so jer-bear—

j: REALLY charming

jvstiskgx liKE I KID YOU NOT THATS WHAT HAPPENED I DID NOT CHANGE IT AT ALL we really weren’t deluding ourselves it’s. CANON. it’s canon. anyway love you bye

i know, i kNOW!!! like, literally a few years will pass and I'll think "okay, I was probably just watching it with my shipping goggles on, it probably wasn't like I remember" but then I watch it and it's like. oh wow. it isn't like I remember. It's actually much gayer. Like, I know we overuse this phrase a lot, but there literally is NO hetero explanation for Jeremy's thoughts when Richie is around, like what straight man is thinking about another man's eyes being like a sunbeam???

I'm literally upset about deleting my blog all over again because I had that comparison gifset of like. Jeremy's thoughts around Richie and Jeremy's thoughts around Corrine and they're literally just like. the same. Like, he IS bi in canon, these are just the facts, thank you and good night

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TROLLSTUCK RANT HERE WE GO NOW CONTAINS: ACTUAL CONTENT! ART! LOGS! INSTEAD OF JUST VAGUE KEYSMASHES

THIS AU IS WITH @whydontwebegin and also some recent additions who URLS I don't know (if u want me 2 delete/private this like immediately after i post this hmu)

first off:

Figure A: The Fishboi

(CONTINUES:)

^ Figure B: The Fishboi But Bloody

Okay so yeah that's Hal But A Troll (Halwyr)

He's a fuchsiablood psionic (is this a bit overindulgent of me? idk who gives a fuck) and technically HIC's heir though condy is not exactly keen on the idea of him ruling anything

(Spoiler alert he was brainwashed (to be more compliant less rebellious and not defy HIC all that fun stuff he's a psionic so he's Slightly More Of A Threat) as a Leetol Guy but Troll Dirk (Deirik) (the moirail ever!!!!!!!!) was like 'Hey that tiara you've got there is a bit suspicious actually ' and broke it and it was all very emotional oh just read the fucking log it's down a bit further)

How is he a psionic, you ask? Genetic experimentation!! WHEEEE

So technically Deirik is his ancestor because I couldn't come up with a better way to imitate their relationship in canon but eh fuck canon these two are So Pale For Each Other. No murder attempts here :) besides the one time :))))) (brainwashing induced to be clear (Halwyr stopped himself bc The Power of Moirallegiance <><><><>))

n e ways

yeah I will now dump some more of The Content

smol. Absolute bby of a man

he gets v tall eventually bc i am trans and if i can't tower over everyone and everything then By Gog He Will

okay I maaayyyy go back and edit this post later once I edit the logs to polish them a bit (*shakes my fist* pesterchum online my nemesis)

But I don't feel like doing that rn

Anyways Deirik is played by the wonderful and amazing @whydontwebegin and Halwyr is. Played by me😔

yeah ok more art now

deirik fr <<<<3333

^this one looks shitty but u know what? who gives a fuck i just needed to figure out what his eyes looked like at the time

ALSO ALSO ALSO THE FACT THAT A) TROLLS HAVE CAT BEHAVIOURS INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO PURRING!!!! AND B) I DON'T REMEMBER I FUCKING FORGOR!!!! wait maybe i was about to talk about the bone stealing thing yeah Halwyr ripped out someone's bones telekinetically once bc they had Hurt His Moirail (Big Mistake) it was sooooo funny im not sure that was it but ohwell

I also might've been about to mention that Halwyr gets called little over *cough* pesterchum *cough* trollian a lot even tho he's like. 6'5 6'4 but he gives the fuck up on complaining eventually

there's SO much more lore than this really this is mostly just me gushing over Halwyr and the moriails generally 2 start with

I also may have maybe been about to mention smth else uhhhh

This AU also has several appearances from @whydontwebegin's Eldritch Hal!!!! *Gestures neurodivergently to their blog* Go!!! check out their Decay AU!!! Fuckin do it!!!!!! right now!!! i wasn't kidding I love eldritch hal sm so go fuckin absorb and interact with The Content!!!!!!!!!!! do iiiiiiitttttttttttt 3:<