#also t. by golly in 2024 I will talk to one medical person about going on t. my god-given right as an american to have sideburns.

[dubiousdoctors]

cons of being so full of pain that I had to stay home:

no interesting rain adventure

no excuse to imitate smoke detector noises in an unfurnished, possibly leaking condominium

will not be given the traditional smoothie bribe for being a helpful home improvement boy

do not get to do gender jestering in front of an ancient realtor

the ouch

PROS of this occurring:

painkillers are working now so the ouch is gone actually

guarantee of this not happening during my fun plans next week

kitty sleeping on my leg so soft cozy beautiful baby boy

get to flop about dramatically complaining of my warwound

loud music no one to stop me from my loud music

AT HOME WHEN THE MAIL SHOWS UP PACKAGE MAYBE :)