#also the real reality show is not father and sons duos like M1LF Manor but this is obikin...

[veloursdor]

Obikin Reality Show AU where Obi-Wan is a middle aged single step-father (48) who is unsatisfied with the way his life is going (failed relationships, a job he’s good at but no longer satisfies him, meaningless flings that leave him aching for more) but is used to being unhappy (“what else there is for me?”) since it’s all he’s ever known. 

Quinlan, his best friend since childhood, fed up with Obi-Wan’s continuous misery and his friend’s unwillingness to do anything about it signs him up for the reality show D!LF Manor (a reality show where a dad and son duo go live in a mansion alongside other 7 pairs of dads and sons) alongside his step-son Anakin (the relationship Anakin and Obi-Wan have is… complicated, to say the least, but the producers of the show all agree when meeting them is fascinating to watch, perfect for reality tv).

(Quinlan wanted them to get over their hang-ups and fuck or either find someone else to have fun with, but the tension between them was killing him).

After fighting with Quinlan and both of them being dragged by Vos to the Manor, Obi-Wan is uncomfortable about the situation (“how can i flirt with someone who is Anakin’s age?”), dodging every advances towards him (uttering a “fascinating” every time a 20 something guy tries to impress him) until he sees Anakin being pursued by a particular contestant that gives Obi-Wan the creeps (Palpatine).

Anakin gives off very intense vibes, but there’s an angelic beauty in him that has captured Obi-Wan’s attention from the moment that they met, making him unable to look at anyone else while they’re there. However, much to Anakin’s displeasure, Obi-Wan is the most popular older man; almost every young contestant wants him. He’s constantly being asked on dates, when it is time for meals or community activities everyone fights to sit by his side or be his partner. 

(Anakin fails to notice all the other guys wanting his attention, too focused on Obi-Wan. But Obi-Wan notices, and seethes in jealousy, specially when that Palpatine creep manages to make Anakin smile)

They’re both pining from afar (sharing small moments when the rest of the house is asleep, making them fall for each other even more) until one night, when one of the other dads (not Palpatine) makes a move on Anakin (catching him unaware, right on Obi-Wan’s line of sight) and Anakin (seething in jealousy as Maul (another contestant) is all over Obi-Wan) lets him kiss his cheek and take him out on a date. Queue Obi-Wan’s jealousy kicking in and, after Anakin gets back to the Manor from his date, goes to Anakin’s room and fucks him silly that night.

The producers of the show don’t know whether to kick them out or continue with them since their ratings are off the charts.