#also there were a bunch of grainy aesthetic cowboy photos and like.
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jasper moodboards are the funniest fucking thing on twilight tumblr i'm sorry
#...is it petty if i make this post?#too late i'm doing it anyway#oh my god#it's SO RIDICULOUS TO ME#i saw this one moodboard. the middle quote was a quote abt how hard it is to be an empath#and still take care of yourself#HE'S A CONFEDERATE SOLDIER LMAOOO#also even in canon he's not. like. particularly empathetic#he's just manipulative! he gets his power from being manipulative & 'charismatic'!#if anything the empathy is a curse that he EARNED#& is doing his best to ignore#like. he canonically wishes he wasn't an empath bc it makes it harder for him to EAT PEOPLE#so the pinterest mental health inspo quote really killed me#also there were a bunch of grainy aesthetic cowboy photos and like.#the cowboy aesthetic is. first of all. very funny to me#AND he's not a cowboy#he's (again) A CONFEDERATE CAVALRY OFFICER#THERE'S NO CANON EVIDENCE HE WAS EVER A FUCKING COWBOY#also. come talk to me about the actual fucking history of cowboying in texas#and get your fucking aesthetic photos out of here#did you know that most texas ranches pre-war (62%!) enslaved their cowhands?#ONCE AGAIN. HE'S A CONFEDERATEEEEEEEEE#(& the time when he was human would've been. not really the time for him to even feasibly be a cowboy? spanish fever & cattle quarantine <3#so. anyways.#fanon jasper remains the funniest thing ever to me
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