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wanoboywednesday · 1 year

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i want the shanks has an evil twin/clone whos a celestial dragon theory to be real so so bad its just so silly and funny to me i already have this au in my head where figarbro gets wrong-place-wrong-time roped into some epic pirate crime shanks commits and gets kicked out of mariejois bc they now think he’s a turncoat

figarbro is like ‘noooo this is a mistake let me back innnnn’ something something he ends up on the red force and shanks’ crew is like ‘lol captain ur brother is kind of a loserass little bitch’ and shanks is like ‘lmao trueeee’ then they have an epic adventure where they take figarbro around and forcibly teach him how to take that stick out of his ass.

#one piece #the whole time figarbro is like IM THE ELITE OF THE CELESTIAL KNIGHTS I COULD DESTROY YOU ALL #n the red haired pirates are like okay bro but have you ever smashed 15 brewskis in under a minute. black out. then woke up 24 #hours later surrounded by 3 smokin hot strangers of indeterminate gender?#the meat of the au mostly shits and giggles except for the deep scenes where figarbro is like oh actually everything ive stood for my entire #life is fucked up and evil #and shanks like hooooly shit this would be me this would literally be me if roger hadnt yoinked me #also this takes place after shanks leaves foosha but before like marineford n all that #like when they were dicking around in the east blue or paradise or wherever #shanks #one piece spoilers #kinda lol

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