#also yes raven got a bird wing tattoo after crow passed

[palilious]

I fell in love again All things go, All things go

[renified]

Weird shit that is happened to me, part 2

-I think I met a Druid. I have a horse, and we used to roam the neighborhood at my old house - which included a inactive gravel pit and surrounding forest. One day we are following one of the old logging roads through the forest and come across a clearing. As a side note, my horse is an Arabian, and can be quite spooky at times. As we come to the middle of the clearing I see a man standing jusr outside of the clearing wearing a long brown cloak, and is holding onto a staff with a crystal sphere on the top of it. If that’s not weird enough, he had just appeared - we didn’t hear any footsteps through the underbrush, nothing. My horse didn’t even seem to see him. He didn’t react at all which made me uneasy. So I politely said hi, to which the man smiled and nodded at me and we carried on. When I looked over my shoulder he had vanished.

-I have been stalked by a cougar and her 2 young cubs for the duration of my 2 hour hike up a mountain.

-While walking downtown with a friend there was a homeless man dragging his shopping cart down the middle of the sidewalk. We parted to go around him when he suddenly stops and I kid you not, roars at us and then yells “you may have more tattoos than me but I am scarier than you!”...no one asked sir.

-When I was in Rome I of course went to the colluseum like everyone else, except when I got down to the stage level, despite it being warm and sunny out, I broke out in chills and goosebumps and there was a voice in my head saying “get out get out get out”

-The place I used to work at had a back room that backed onto the underground tunnels that run under the downtown part of the city. The place gave me the creeps as it was, but when the light was turned on, another would turn on at the end of the tunnel, despite there never being any actual wiring or lights down there.

-I am constantly followed by crows and ravens.

-Also, this happens to my mom as well, and ususally on the same day if we are not together: if someone we loved passes away we are visited by a bird of some kind a few days after. This has included a hawk that followed us very closely our entire ride, and eagle that almost clipped me with its wings while riding, a mourning dove, and a chickadee that got into my house to scold me and then calmly wait to be let out 3 times after my grandma died.

-I am completely invisible to waiting staff at restaurants if I am with 2 or more people. I have to get people to remind the waiters that I am there because they never see or hear me...Despite having tattoos and purple hair.

-I have been told by a random man that my hair reminded him of a thundercloud. I had rainbow bangs at the time...

-Once found buried marbles and teeth in the backyard of my old house, and then experienced extreme déjà vu and felt compelled to go sit on the rope swing. When I did a gust of wind came out of no where and pushed me forward

-My first boyfriend purposely tried to get us lost in the middle of nowhere in the woods so we would have to spend the night and have sex (with no tent or supplies, but good thing he remembered the condoms!) I said fuck that and found the way back in less than an hour

-Same said bf told me that if he ever left me he would kill himself

-Another time with the same bf we were walking down a dirt road behind his house and a utility van went by without anyone driving it

-Another guy tried to court me, but cockblocked himself due to his religion. Said “we could never date unless I converted to his religion so I would be allowed into his heaven” then tried to ask me over late at night on msn when that was still a thing cause his parents weren’t home. When I said no, he invited some other random girl over. He comes back online an hour later and asks “whats you’re biggest regret?” When I said I didn’t know he goes “losing my virginity” when I’m like what the fuck, he explains that he invited a girl over to have anal sex because it “didn’t count.” I quickly was like ok if THAT’s why you wanted me over we are good forever and stopped talking to him. He is referred to as Anal for Jesus Guy now.

-Anal for Jesus also got expelled from our high school for sending nudes to a girl and ran off campus and the cops had to go find him.

-He also called me an evil temptress because I wouldn’t sleep with him

-I am a tattoo artist, and people can be weird or gross. Or both. This one guy looks at me half way through and says “you’re lucky you’re a girl. It doesnt show when you get turned on from the pain.”

-Had a guy come in asking if we would be willing to tattoo a name on his penis. We said no. He comes back a week later to ask if we would reconsider. We again said no.

-There was a guy that was ultimately banned from the shop and was nicknamed Seizure Guy because he would always tell you that he had medication in his back pocket if he started seizing. He was also so unhygienic that anything he got done got severely infected.

-I have an extremely intuitive client that essentially reads my fortune for me each time.

-I have been given jewellery, crystals, bones, books, canned tuna, and baked goods as tips.

-Because of my hair it gets a lot of attention and have had many people ask if I know their friend who also has purple hair. Yes. We meet on tuesdays.

-My inner compass is strong enough that I can pass as a local in foreign cities and get asked for directions multiple times...which results in confusion when I can’t help them or don’t understand the language

There’s probably more, will add when I think of it