#also yes sass and moon are named after Stone Soul Picnic by 5th dimension. disco lover steve ftw

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I want a "Steve thinks he's out but everyone missed the memo" fic where Robin and Steve are disasters together fully believing they've come out successfully to a welcoming and supportive Party making queer little jokes together about their eventual shared home and ugly rescue cat ("Sassafras and Moonshine don't deserve your scorn, Buckley" "hey!! We agreed the first cat would be Lord Fuzzy Butt, Gargle, or whatever fucked up name the shelter gave them and would be the most grouchy and ugly bastard they had. Sassafras and Moonshine are our sweet babies and come later" "ah shit, you're right. How could I forget about Lord Fuzzy Butt.")

Except. Because everyone is still under the assumption the two are Straight none of these conversations do anything to dissuade the group from thinking they're dating, many actually encouraging that thought process to only lead to more confusion when Robin and Steve get really annoyed when asked if they're SURE they're not dating? Like yes??? Obviously this is platonic life partner planning!!

Idk how it would be Revealed but I want Eddie slowly dying because he's getting the most mixed signals of Steve maybe flirting with him and then actively planning domestic bliss with Robin who also seems to be really close with that Vickie friend of hers who sometimes joins in on the domestic bliss planning... And Steve is like idk Robin do you think Eddie actually likes me back sometimes he seems really into flirting with me and others he just gives me a look like I said I ate ants as dessert?