~Wholesome New York headcanons~ (maybe Iāll throw some angst in there for fun~)
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-Sometimes if York and Mass, or one the other people he secretly doesnāt mind being around, are just chilling in a room together, he will stare at the other person and just- make this weird little chirp/yip sound at them and itās the cutest thing ever.
Sometimes the other personāll make the sound back, or they might just look up from whatever they were doing and give him a smile or confused look.
-it is a universal agreement that York is essentially a cat in human/personification form. He purrs, he scratches/bites people he doesnāt like, he likes climbing on stuff, he has the mf attitude, he curls up in a little ball whenever he decides to sleep or relax, and he has 100% followed a laser pointer with his eyes before
-he really enjoys watching South Park and his favorite characters are Stan and Kenny
-York rambles a lot and gets really excited if itās a subject that he actually enjoys without knowing it and when he realizes how "over-excited" heās being, he stops because he thinks that the others will think itās weird and/or freaky, when in truth most of the others think itās endearing.
And those that think itās weird know to keep their mouths shut unless they never want to see the light of day again.
-one of the reasons he got bullied in school growing up was because of how ridiculously skinny he is, when it wasnāt even his fault that he was the way he was. York is literally unable to gain weight no matter what. So ofc he was kinda insecure about his body for a while, but his brothers all helped him through it and now heās doing much better. Still canāt gain weight, but he is definitely more confident in himself :)
As for the people that bullied him about it along with other things, letās just sayā¦ they aināt gonna ever mess with him again :]
-despite him being 5ā10, he is a victim of having his beanie pulled over his eyes and being picked up out of nowhere by some of the other states
-HAPPY STIMS HAPPY STIMS HAPPY STIMS-
His happy stims consist of: hand flapping, flicking his fingers, fidgeting with random objects such as his rings and zipper (tho this also kind of a anxious stim sometimes), for some reason he will scratch his hand with knowing it (again, sometimes an anxious stim) but his friends and family always stop him from doing this before he hurts himself and lastly, biting his tongue, which is usually stopped as well (Forgive me, I donāt know to much about this stuff šš)
-one of the reasons that this boi will not wear suits is because his brothers are secretly worried that he will accidentally tighten his tie too much and harm himself if he gets too nervous
-he is beyond touch-starved, so if somebody hugs him, he will literally melt into the touch. One time, Florida decided to hug him and nearly put the poor thing to sleep
-just for fun, Texas and Alaska have started picking him up at random times of the day as if he were Simba and itās both cute and hilarious because he will kick and try to burrow closer to their chests cuz he is now either 6ā4 or 7ā2 feet in the air and just aināt doinā this sh*t
-I believe that I have mentioned this before, but he has a giant scar from a certain event in 2001 that wraps around from the top of his right shoulder, across his back, to the front of his upper left hip, and he is very insecure about it. And Iāve now decided that if he is cuddling with someone that he is comfortable with (a very rare occurrence-), such as one of his brothers, the other person will trace the scar with their fingers through his shirt/hoodie/jacket and tell him how loved and amazing he is and how bad*$$ the scar is.
And this poor baby will just be hiding his blushing face in their chest or pillows/blankets because he doesnāt know how to process the kind words and affection he is receiving š„ŗš„ŗ
-York is one of the jumpiest people youāll ever meet and he gets jumpscared so easily. Sometimes one of his brothers or friends will come up behind him and grab his sides to scare him
-he doesnāt laugh to often, but when he does, it is so f(speaks Midwest)inā adorable. His laugh varies from squeaky, child-like, honey-sweet giggles to high pitched fox laughs, and itās really cute, but itās also not really the type of thing you wanna hear when taking a walk in the forest.
-mans has definitely gotten weed from Colorado and airdropped his conscience to a world that aināt our own.
-Yorkās hair is probably one of the fluffiest things to ever exist
Also thereās a picture that I drew of my temporary design for Yorkie <3
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