#also. masc fem!keith >>>>

[ask-the-teacher-squad]

Web series Teachers:

Sketch/Sketchbook/Paige: Demi-Girl, She/They, Bisexual, 26

Tony: Cis Male, He/Him, Bisexual, 33

Shrignold: Demi-Boy, He/They, Pansexual, 27

Colin: Intersex Boyflux, He/Him, Gay, 33

Lia (Laptop): Demi-Girl She/They, Polysexual Polyamory, 28

Gilbert (Globe): Boyflux, He/They, Bisexual Polyamory, 28

Stanley (Steak guy): Cis Male, He/Him, Bisexual, 45

Fredrick (Fridge): Trans-male, He/Him, Gay, 45 Harper (human body): Trans-fem Girlflux, She/They, Lesbian Asexual, 22

Carter (Monster can #1): Non-Binary, They/Them, Aroace, 16

Cannon (Monster can #2): Bigender, She/He, Unlabeled, 16

Stacy (Spinach can): Cis Female (?) She/Her, Questioning, 11

Ben (Bread boy): Cis Male, He/Him, 6

Larry (Lamp): Trans-male, He/They, Gay, 28

Tv series Teachers:

Braydon (Briefcase): Cis Male, He/Him, bisexual, 30

(Unemployed) Brendon: Cis Male, He/Him, Bi-curious Asexual, 26

Andy: Cis Male, He/Him, Pansexual, 25

Duncan: Agender, They/He, Gay, 25

Claire: Cis Female, She/Her, Ally, 9

Eleanor(Elevator):She/They, Lesbian, 28

Finn(Coffin):He/Him, Pansexual, 33

Warren: Trans-male, He/They/Xe, Bisexual, 24

Lily: Cis Female, She/Her, ???, 9

Todney: Cis Male, He/Him, Straight, 9

Mr. Thomas (Train man): Cis Male, He/Him, ???, 80

Electracey: Non-Binary, They/She, Lesbian, 25

The main trio + Special one:

Harry: Trans-male, He/Him, Gay Demi-sexual, 28

Robin: Trans-male, He/Him, Pansexual, 28

Doi/David: Cis Male, He/Him, Ally, 9

Kelly(Special one): Cis Female, She/Her, ???, 9

Oc's:

Christian/Chris/Christy: Genderfluid, Any pronouns, Pansexual, 24

Cloudy: Trans-female, She/Her, Pansexual, 24 Stitch Kid: Non-Binary, They/Them, Aroace, 14 Ember: Genderqueer, They/Them, Bisexual, 16 Ruby: Cis Male, She/Her, Queer, 16 Nathaniel: Trans-male, He/Him, Gay, 15 Nyx (Lampnold fanchild): Cis Male, He/Him, 1

Others:

Solar/Soldryxe/Sol/Demi: Any pronouns, Pansexual Aromantic (Cupioromantic), ?? UNAVAILABLE

Roy: Cis Male, He/Him, Ally, 49 UNAVAILABLE

Lesley: Cis Female, She/Her, Ally, 49 UNAVAILABLE

Mean Steve/Steven/Keith: Cis Male, He/Him, Pansexual Polyamory, 23

Lucy (Little gold key): Cis Female, She/Her, Questioning, 11

Fizz(The fizzy milk bottle from the pilot episode):Trans-masc Genderqueer, He/They/Xe, Gay, 22

Richard (Blue guy): Cis Male, He/Him, Gay, 27

Robert (Red bird): Trans-male, He/They, Omnisexual, 27

Lucas (Green guy): Cis Male, He/Him, Aroace, 9

+ Some More Characters

- Ships: Fluffy bird (Robin x Harry) Digital time (Colin x Tony) Lampnold (Shrignold x Larry) Laptop x Gilbert x Mean Steve x Fizz (idk why I ship it) Meat Locker (Fredrick x Stanley) Dead End Job (Bryce x Finn)

Andy x Duncan

Claire x Yellow Guy

LilyPad (Lily x Kelly) Cannon x Ember Mackenzie x Harper Mind Storming (oc x oc aka Christian X Cloudy)

- This blog may contain angst, violence, murder (no major deaths tho), curse words, mentions of alcohol and (maybe some)drugs, mentions of addiction, mentions of abuse (I'll put any posts trigger warnings if they contain any of these)

- This AU happens a long time after Roy and Lesley stopped the whole teaching thing

- In this AU, the web series teachers live in a separate house from the TV show teachers, except for Electracey, who decided to move in with the Web Series teachers. - The trio and Kelly also live with the web series teachers - Tony and Colin adopted two cats, a Persian named Bella and a sphinx named Pepper. (I also turned the orange from dhmis 1 into Sketchbook's pet American bobtail cat named Oliver.)

This blog is run by @demi-rxndxm-stxff If you want, you can check it out for more of my DHMIS hijinks!

That's all!

[milkiijustwrites]

hello keith :3 !! i know i’ve said this a thousand times but oh my GOD ur blog is so <333 !!! /pos /g

i’d like genshin impact match up yess 🐝

my pronouns are he / they. i identify as genderfluid so i often fluctuate between fem and masc presenting. i use the labels androromantic / demiromantic and omnisexual— don’t b afraid to ask me what they are mhm YES

i don’t mind a female or a male match up, though i do tend to favour the males

i often hide my true person under a front of faux diffidence, although genuine to some extent. i’m quiet and reserved to mostly everyone during first encounters; i do make an effort to amuse them with jests or small talk at times.

once gained enough trust to drop my shittily forged facade, i become absolutely unhinged. i will run my mouth like it’s in the special olympics and that’s your problem :) . i entertain talks of mostly any subject, and i’d say i’m a pretty good conversationalist and listener.

i’m always sure to maintain the comfort of the other, and it’s mainly my priority to make them laugh. if i don’t have much of a liking towards the person, im very easy to drain out. but if it’s someone i favour, i could talk all the shit my body can hold.

ehhh, i’d say i provide good emotional and moral support? im pretty compassionate and understanding, and im always more in tuned to handling emotional situations anyways, albeit that does not mean im weak regarding in ones that require logic. either way, im always free to dish out therapy sessions like free food samples mmm naurr 👨🏻‍🦲

i’m a big people pleaser, and sometimes i depend on the other person to initiate comfort. i don’t often voice out my vexations or what not because i feel like it’s nothing. i do willingly take on and resolve others problems with genuine concern for them , but i grow resentful when they’re not there for me in turn, even though i made clear there was no need for compensation. this is mmm yes not a sexy trait of mine but a prominent one regardless.

i’m also very self doubtful so on days where i’m less sure of myself, i’ll start pushing others away with the mindset that they secretly hate me.

i also say i forgive you regardless of whether i truly do or not? i often feel pressured into doing so, as i’ve been in multiple occasions in my life. this may lead to resent building up.

i’m so sorry if it’s more fixated on the bad parts of myself ? HELP i cant think of any other better traits 😰

anyways thank you!! and i hope you have a nice day <3 remember to hydrate !!

HIII! thank you for participating in my event!

A/N:HII <3 NO YOURE EXAGGERATING , and yes, genshin match it is :D hope you have a great day as well <33

I match you up with...

venti

So I read through your description, and the first thing that came in mind is , man you're the kind of friend everyone wants ， but also the friend that no one understands the most

I feel like no one truly understands what you're actually thinking, and that reminds me of venti! He could be very goofy on the outside, but I feel like there's something inside of him that no one understands.

So poof , match

Like imagine both if you just being crackheads, and just goof around

Gosh I love yall's couple vibes so much

The funny and friendly yet mysterious couple

WHAT A DYNAMIC

When you feel pressured or sad or stressed, venti will not show how much he cares for you, but will secretly find a way to make you feel better, he doesn't want to invade your inner mind you see <3

" bark I'm a duck , ahaha- I'm feeling pretty hilarious "

[slusheeduck]

The Maldonian Language!*

*at least according to Slush.

So when I was a babby in high school and writing PatF fanfic, I had set rules for the Maldonian I used because that’s how I roll. Not too long ago, @ibrithir-was-here asked for a few of the rules for her super cute fanfic “Las Penas Vienan y Van” and I went overboard. Anyway, I figured it’d be more fun to put it out in the open than to keep it in a Google doc (even though Tumblr DIDN’T WANT IT TO WORK) so here we are.

Obviously everything in this is based in my own headcanon, so there’s no right or wrong way to Maldonian, but if you need help Maldonianing, feel free to use these rules!

General Overview

Maldonian is a Romance Language.

Meaning it’s Latin-based and has a similar sentence structure and conjugation style as French, Spanish, etc.

Most of the language is made from smashing together Spanish, French, and Italian words, with a sprinkle of Portuguese and Romanian when the mood strikes

Since I don’t have a full language developed, the typical way I achieve this is with words is writing out a sentence in French, Spanish, and Italian and combining the words into something that sounds halfway decent. If I don’t like the way it sounds, I’ll go to Portuguese and Romanian. (And then they’re added to the dictionary.)

For example: “The boy ran to the dog.”

Fr. - “Le garçon court au chien.”

Sp. - “El niño corre al perro.”

It. - “Il ragazzo corre al cane.”

Mal. - “Di ragaño couro a canero.”

Grammar

I haven’t had to conjugate yet, but conjugations are a thing that happens. It would look something like this.

Verb: couret (to run)

E couro/a (I run)

Te couros/as (You run)

In couro (He runs)

Ini coura (She runs)

Ei couris (You (plural) run)

Nem couros (We run)

Em courin (They run)

Maldonian is also has gendered verbs. Ex. “Di ragaño couro” vs “Di fiña coura”.

[verb form]+o = masc, [verb form]+a = fem.

Does not apply to plural nouns, only singular.

Singular “the” is always “di,” regardless of noun. Plural “the” is always “dis”.

Di canero vs. dis caneros

Possessives follow the same rule; only a singular and plural.

Me canero/Mes caneros (My dog(s))

Ti canero/Tis caneros (Your dog(s))

Se canero/Ses caneros (His dog(s))

Sa canero/Sae caneros (Her dog(s))

Eir canero/Eis caneros (Your (plural) dog(s))

Ne canero/Nei caneros (Our dog(s))

Eme canero/Emes caneros (Their dog(s))

Grammar notes

Unlike most Romance languages, in Maldonian the adjectives always come before the noun.

Di Fraggi Pruto (The Frog Prince)

Di Soiréda Éstoila (The Evening Star)

Di Hermeau Jevon  (The Handsome Youth)

Affectionate titles have different endings depending on the gender and status/respect/affection

Fromo (brother)

Fromanno (big brother)

Fromanni (little brother)

Sorma (sister)

Sormanna (big sister)

Sormanni (little sister)

Buonama (sweetheart-lit. “Good love”)

Buonamadi (Pet name, often shortened to Amadi by younger Maldonians)

Names

Most Maldonian surnames are based in Romanian, which means that there are set endings for native names.

Common endings are -inu/-anu (descriptive), -escu (location), and -an (occupation)

For example, the Maldonian Royal Family’s surname (in my headcanon) is Adaruinu (based on the Romanian phrase a dărui, roughly meaning “an act of giving that is accompanied by a genuine desire to make the other person happy.”)

Given names are almost always Indian names for boys and Portuguese names for girls.

Maldonian names do have diminutives! The general rule is that it’s a shortened form of the name + im (for boys) or imi (for girls).

Note: pronounced ihm and eemee respectively.

Ex. Ravim, Navim, Luzimi, Irimi.

Can also be used on non-Maldonian names, if name structure permits

I.e. Timi (pron. Teemee) for Tiana, Rodim (pron. Roh-dihm) for Rodrigo.

Some names, like Esteban and Keith, unfortunately don’t work as well for diminutives. In that case, native nicknames (like Teban) are more widely used.

Vocabulary

As mentioned above, most Maldonian words are a mishmash of whatever sounds right when you smash words from different Romance languages together. It takes a lot of patience and a lot of Google translate, but it winds up working pretty well.

That said, there are loan words and words derived from English peppered through Maldonian

I.e. di jazz (jazz), di telifo (telephone), di tibi (television)

There are also some words I (and Disney) have already come up with for the Maldonian vocabulary. Here’s a selection of them:

Family

Madri/Madimi/Mamai - Mother/Mom/Mama

Padri/Padim/Papai - Father/Dad/Papa

Fromo - Brother

Sorma - Sister

Vovo - grandparent (either gender)

Teo - uncle

Tanti - aunt

Greetings

Buono dios - good morning/day

Buono soiréda - good evening

Buono nuitte - good night

Chilo - Hi/Hello

Abinaza - Bye/See you later

Exclamations

Faldi Faldonza - Oh my god!

Achedanza - Amazing!/Wow!

Chie Pelize - How annoying (rude)

D’escha - Okay

Misc.

Pruto - Prince

Prutia - Princess

Rei - king

Reyeni - Queen

Maldonescu - Maldonian/of Maldonia

Bianturnu - Maldonian capitol

Please - Porfavo

So this is obviously a super bare-bones language guide, but I figure it gives a little bit of structure for the odd sprinkling of Maldonian. A lot of it is trial and error, but if you’re a language nerd like me, I’m sure you’ll have fun playing around, too!