#alternative answer (which is traumatizing for his poor 18 yr old son): ‘umm i dont use condoms 😬’

[ohbuckie]

b!bucky just hanging out at home in bed on his laptop or smth while alex’s girlfriend is over and they’re in his room and it’s sort of late (like 8:00 or 9:00) and alex knocks on the door and bucky tells him to come in and he’s like ‘hey dad um- do you- could you, um- can i have a condom?’ and bucky’s like 😐😐 ‘i mean i’m not gonna say no but like ..’