#although none of the UK's native reptiles are endangered worldwide

[owlbear33]

not that I don't love the UK's native reptiles, all 5 of them, but I wish we had some more, and I wish they were bigger

I wish the UK had something crocodilian, or some sort of big monitor, maybe an actual big snake

but alas we are too cold what we have, wonderful though they are, are three species of medium to small snake, and 3 little lizzies, one of which lacks legs