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how unfortunately relevant

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hawke couldn’t be in the veilguard because the second they found out what happened to varric it would’ve completely locked you out of any kind of redemption or good ending for solas. It wouldn’t matter what the inquisitor or rook did it would simply be over because hawke would immediately make it their mission to end solas themselves. the egg would have been scrambled

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Being in the dragon age fandom for like 12+ years is like

Dragon Age 2 release week: this game fucking sucks, they ruined the lore and the companions are cringe

Dragon Age 2, 5 years after release: this game is fantastic albeit rushed, the companions are my favorite

Inquisition release week: this game fucking sucks, they ruined the lore with these new implications

Inquisition, 5 years after release: this game is fantastic, I love the lore implications

Veilguard release week: this game fucking sucks--

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confirmation of what we already knew

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idk I just think eluvian expert fade expert spirit expert blood magic expert elven gods expert merrill would have shut all this shit down instantaneously. they kept her from the narrative because she was too powerful

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mourn watch rook and emmrich continue to be the best pair

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do i, chuckles?

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Most factions’ plot: Who could have betrayed us? Surely not my cousin/friend/brother, they would never do this.

Mourn watch plot: Hello it is I, the evil person! Hehehe I am evil and will be evil this whole time!!!

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seconds after solas enters the fade

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y'all are seriously sleeping on mourn watch. best faction. most specific dialogue. VORGOTH

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just had a fight with undead in one of harding’s quests and mourn watch rook and emmrich started casually chatting about how they had expected to encounter them

then harding said “can you give a warning next time? not all of us are necromancers”

and they were both like shit our bad

love secret nerd mourn watch purple rook sm

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meeting VORGOTH for the first time

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obsessed that mourn watch rook hasn’t necessarily heard of emmrich but emmrich finds out that that random foundling discovered by the undead and that young watcher that always got into scrapes in the nevarran streets and the watcher that caused trouble in the undead civil war are, in fact, all the same person. and that person is rook

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mourn watch best origin send tweet

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Back so soon. It must have been worse than I thought.