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joestarfucker420 · 2 years

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did you know that if you eat 80% cheese for four days god will come down to personally punish you for your sins?

#amandastfu #might still make a grilled cheese tomorrow

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joestarfucker420 · 2 years

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good things still happen my root canal got moved from the middle of february to next week thank FUCK

#amandastfu #i’m in so much pain lmao thank god

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joestarfucker420 · 2 years

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growing out my hair might be one of the hardest things i’ve ever done

#amandastfu #usually when i have even a minor inconvenience i fuck up my hair but i CANT cause i’m trying to grow it out #and i’ve had the most insane two and a half weeks #but i can’t just bleach the fuck out of my hair to cope lmao

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joestarfucker420 · 3 years

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me: i’m completely happy with having short hair it’s easy to maintain and i’ve had it for like 6 years i doubt i’ll ever grow my hair out again-

~space buns tho~

#amandastfu #please god i want space buns but not long hair #is that so much to ask

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joestarfucker420 · 3 years

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Kinda interesting how in the story book each monster give the child a part of themselves (or had it taken) but in the game each lord had a piece of the child

And the horse had its piece taken from it but Heisenberg technically gave the piece of Rose to Ethan willingly

#amandastfu #re8 spoilers #kinda #I can feel the hamster in my brain running on its wheel and turning the gears in my head

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joestarfucker420 · 3 years

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God I could talk for HOURS about how “adopt, don’t shop” while a good sentiment, is not the best thing to preach and doesn’t understand the full scope of breeding

#amandastfu #like yes if you can adopt please do!!!!! but you have to realize that isn’t always an option for people and you need to promote the breeding #of HEALTHY animals so that less unhealthy animals will end up in shelters. ethical breeding and breeding for healthy traits is so important #also purebred dogs when done correctly (and not for shows I hate show standards) are actually important for people with certain allergies an #and other needs in their dogs #but ethical and healthy breeding is whats most important when getting from a breeder. puppy mills and backyard breeders are still bad but #don’t demonize breeders who are doing their best to promote healthy dogs and the longitivy of the breed #those looking to make a quick buck are NOT good breeders and I’m gonna be real a lot of show standard breeders arent good either like with #pug and stuff (I have a Boston terrier but the breeder worked to breed longer snouts into her dogs because it’s healthier)#anyways that’s my rant for tonight

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joestarfucker420 · 3 years

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Sometimes I wish I wasn’t so obviously queer with my appearance just because I don’t care for the attention and especially don’t like the side eyes I get but then I remembered I’ve probably at least passed on kid who went “wow she’s cool” and that’s enough to have me put up with the negative attention

#amandastfu #this makes more sense inside my head but I remember being that kid so #Yknow

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joestarfucker420 · 3 years

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i don’t remember like any of my childhood beyond a few random memories and man

that bothers me a lot

#amandastfu #not to mention my earliest memories are Bad #anyways i saw the blues clues video on tiktok by accident cause i’ve been avoiding and and now i’m crying a lot and it’s not the nostalgic #kind everyone else gets. it’s the fucking dumb cry i get because i know it was probably my favorite show but i can’t remember anything of my #childhood that’s even remotely worth it and fuck i just wish i had those. i barely even have memories of elementary school or middle school #or honestly even high school that much but i was miserable for most of high school so i guess there’s no point there but i just wish i had #any positive memories from 4+ years ago but i don’t really anything that was good is gone and i’m just left with vaguely remembering i was #friends with people and stuff like that. i couldn’t tell you a single event that happened that wasn’t bad. if stuff was good it’s all vague #with nearly no specifics #anyways my mental health is really really bad

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joestarfucker420 · 3 years

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