#ana! watches oitnb

[fightingdragonswithwho]

one of my favourite things about oitnb is how much the characters in the show shade piper, i love that the show knows she’s self-centred as hell and made it a running joke

[stewartsjaymes]

gifs and ships

I was tagged by @pichitinha to describe my ships using gifs!

1. First Ship - Ana / Danilo (Chocolate com Pimenta)

soap operas are a huge thing here in Brazil (the mexican ones were my favorites! they’re a classic around here if you are keen to drama). but the first couple I remember rooting for is from a brazillian one. they had a lot of winning tropes: angst, slow burn (kinda), they had a son and she didn’t tell him.... yep, that’s good lol

2. First OTP - Diego / Roberta (Rebelde)

remember when I told you mexican soap operas were dramatic? well... Rebelde had three seasons (with more than 100 episode... EACH), so you can imagine how much drama and slow burn I had to put up with lol

the soap opera and the band (RBD, if you don’t know) were the first things I can remember being truly a fan. I still love them (the band split up almost 13 years ago and the original airing of rebelde ended back in 2006). roberta and diego are the definition of enemies to lovers (and back to enemies... and then to lovers once again haha). they were pure chaotic energy, I love it! it’s one of my fav ships ever and it’ll always be ♥

3. Current fav ship - Betty / Jughead (Riverdale)

bughead exes to lovers 2021 let’s goooooo!!! they are truly iconic. imagine not shipping this excellence? cannot relate *inserts shrug emoji here*

(ps: this kiss is one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen... better than a lot of sex scenes we’ve seen in this show hehe)

4. Your Ship Since the First Minute - Alex / Piper (OITNB)

I didn’t even know what lovers to enemies to lovers was but those lesbos gave me everything I didn’t even knew I needed lol (I didn’t even finish oitnb but they always be one of my wlw ships)

5. You Wish They Had Been Endgame - Simon / Alisha (Misfits)

this one will ALWAYS bring me pain. ugh. so good and so sad! a broody/emo boy + bad girl? yes sign me up.

(also house/cuddy from house m.d)

6. You Wish They Had Been Canon - Draco / Hermione (Harry Potter) AND Rachel / Santana (Glee)

JK had the opportunity to give us one of the most iconic enemies to lovers couples ever and fucked it up so yep...... hp canon story? (keke palmer’s voice) he could be walking down the street, I wouldn’t know a thing.

faberry who? please, pezberry had THE enemies to lovers feat. hate fuck energy we deserved to see. no I don’t make the rules and yes you are wrong if you don’t ship them.

7. Most of the Fandom Hates, but You Love - Finn / Rachel (Glee)

this one is so close to my heart! I didn’t even finish glee because it became a shit show and I couldn’t watch after Cory’s passing, but finn and rachel were IT for me since day 1. ALL of my friends hated finchel on twitter bc they shipped faberry, but here on tumblr, I found so many artists that gave me tons of gifs and fanfics hehe

8. You Don’t Even Watch the Show, but You Ship Them Anyways - Clarke / Lexa (The 100)

yep.

9. You Wish They Had a Different Storyline - Callie / Arizona (Grey’s Anatomy)

the cheating storyline was the beginning of the end for me, they destroyed a PERFECT ship. I still don’t accept that. justice for may babies (they are kinda [?] endgame but the writers did them SO DIRTY!)

10. Fav Ship That is Endgame - Chuck / Blair (Gossip Girl)

iconic shit right here, I don’t even need to explain. 

tagging @feisty-aquarius4, @dreamingofbughead, @aresaphrodites, @courtaa​, @stonerbughead​ and whoever wants to participate! (@pichitinha​ if you want to make a book edition with gifs or maybe fanarts... so I’m tagging you again! haha)

[notnaturalanahi]

Get to know lame ol’me

I was tagged by @purgatoan @melissaj616 @pinknerdpanda and somebody else but I can’t remember... Anyways, I’ve done this one before, a long time ago and I’m doing it again now. 

Rules: Tag up to 20 blogs you’d like to get to know better

Nickname: Ana, Nais

Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

Height: 1.60 m/ 5′2

Last thing you Googled: Supernatural 12x18, I needed to see the new ep before I logged in tumblr

Favorite music artist: A few... The Cure, P!nk, BSB, A.F.I., Placebo, Sia, Catupecu Machu (agentinian band), and some others...

Song stuck in my head: ‘Shape of you’ Ed Sheeran version.

Last movie you watched: Does watching Toy Story with my son every day counts? The Discovery

What are you wearing right now: Jeans, black tanktop, an old Mickey Mouse sweater I “reformed”.

Why did you choose your url: Because is my name and something spn related.

Do you have any other blogs: No, I do have an account on almost every social media there is.

What did your last relationship teach you: Ugh that was like 12/13 years ago... but I guess I learned that if you don’t want to be with someone anymore, just tell them... In other words, DON’T CHEAT!

Religious or Spiritual: None

Favorite color: Black/Purple

Average hours of sleep: It goes from 7/8 to 2...

Lucky Number: Don’t have a lucky number but I do like 8 and 16

Favorite Characters: SPN, TFW, Crowley. Friends, Chandler. GOT, Cersei -leaned to love her. Arya -Book!Arya- HP, Ron. Grey’s Anatomy, Chistina and Callie. OITNB, Poussey. Bob’s Burgers, Tina.

How many blankets do you sleep with: 1 or 2 -same

Dream job: Tour guide

Tags: Who haven’t done this yet? @thegreatficmaster @wayward-mirage @imagining-supernatural @just-another-busy-fangirl @justanotherwaywarddaughter @doro7winchester @goldenangelbloodcastiel @emilyymichelle @butiaintgonnaloveem @aingealcethlenn yeah... not 20. 

And if you see this and feel like doing it, Consider yourself tagged!!

[notabouttheweatherpodcast]

Episode #17 - Potato Journalism

OITNB. Dirk Gently. Baby. As in, B - A - B - Y Baby. These coincidentally rhyming properties are some of the things that we're currently recommending. But in the wake of MTV's recent announcement, we're passionately enraged by the ongoing dismissal of longform content. The issue of the alleged shortening attention span of the average internet user ties into several more of our gripes, including Jack's observation of online abuse in the RuPaul's Drag Race community and Karen's discovery of the world's most bullshit opinion article about franchise film gatekeeping. Meanwhile. Natalie is an utter hypocrite about a couple of book to screen television adaptations, Karen's stoked for Comic Con despite hating panels, and Brittany's Comic Con is wherever Natalie is.

#ANA - Ask NATW Anything: "Do you have any, or plan to get any, fandom tattoos?"

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This episode’s hosts are: Brittany Lovely, Natalie Fisher, Karen Rought and Jack Farrugia.

Resources/Recommendations:

Not Another Teen Wolf Podcast - Whose Show Is It Anyway?

MTV News cuts writers, axes longform, emphasizes video

Comics Alliance To Close

New York Times copy desk to top editors: ‘You have turned your backs on us’

Probably Natalie's Longest Ever Article

Buzzfeed: Meet The Man Who Stopped Thousands Of People Becoming HIV-Positive

Buzzfeed: 13 Potatoes That Look Like Channing Tatum

Caroline Framke's article on RuPaul’s Drag Race and DragCon

Tom Hardy on CBeebies Bedtime Stories

The Fans Have Inherited the Film Industry — and It's a Problem for the Rest of Us

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets - Oscar Isaac edition

Maggie Stiefvater’s The Raven Cycle to be adapted for TV

Watch Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency on BBC America for free

Watch the trailer for Orange is the New Black season 5

Watch the trailer for The Big Sick

Watch the trailer for Baby Driver

Edgar Wright Reddit AMA

Direct Download

Produced by N Fisher and L Bunch

[fightingdragonswithwho]

every episode of oitnb makes me understand why people dislike piper a little bit more …

[fightingdragonswithwho]

NICKY IS BACK ON MY SCREEN AND HOLDING MORELLO’S HAND AND HUGGING RED, BALANCE HAS BEEN RESTORED

[fightingdragonswithwho]

still laughing at the peak in oitnb searches in portugal in january, not saying i’m solely responsible, but i sure did help

[fightingdragonswithwho]

i’m not emotionally strong enough to watch nicky being taken away while lorna sobs and says she loves her and red says she’s her mom, im in shambles

[fightingdragonswithwho]

absolutely in shambles watching the s3 finale when they all run into the river, oh it’s bad for me right now

[fightingdragonswithwho]

who needs makeup removal when you can just watch the last season of oitnb and cry every episode <3

[fightingdragonswithwho]

piper teaching me that sometimes overhated characters deserve the hate

[fightingdragonswithwho]

lorna saying “nobody’s gonna love me” and nicky saying “i do” … brb putting my head through a wall

[fightingdragonswithwho]

THE END OF SEASON ONE ?? HELLO 🧍‍♀️

[fightingdragonswithwho]

i’m so in love with natasha lyonne it’s concerning at this point

[fightingdragonswithwho]

what am i supposed to do with my life now that i finished oitnb

[fightingdragonswithwho]

now what is this alex and piper story line in s7?? yk, the last one ?? hating the vibes in the studio today