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#and I walked 4.82 km which is apparently 2.99 mi so I'm rounding up and calling it 3 fuckin miles
variantia · 2 years
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          “   Hear ye, hear ye !   Get this, everybody ... my mun ... just walked THREE MILES.   And the wild part about it is ... she did it for absolutely no reason !!   ”
BELLUM.   it’s for my health, Venti.   we can’t all have the godlike metabolism of a preschooler.
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          “   Okay, but, ugh.   You’re crazy !   It’s so much more pleasant to drift everywhere on the breeze.   ”
BELLUM.   again, I’m not doing it ‘cause it’s pleasant, I’m doing it to be healthier.   and we can’t all have wind power to sweep us up at a moment’s notice.
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          “   Will you stop saying WE CAN’T ALL, you’re making me feel bad !!   ”
BELLUM.   YOU DESERVE TO FEEL BAD, YOU LITTLE GREMLIN !!!   JUST SHUT YOUR TRAP AND BE PROUD OF ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE !!
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