“ Hear ye, hear ye ! Get this, everybody ... my mun ... just walked THREE MILES. And the wild part about it is ... she did it for absolutely no reason !! ”
BELLUM. it’s for my health, Venti. we can’t all have the godlike metabolism of a preschooler.
“ Okay, but, ugh. You’re crazy ! It’s so much more pleasant to drift everywhere on the breeze. ”
BELLUM. again, I’m not doing it ‘cause it’s pleasant, I’m doing it to be healthier. and we can’t all have wind power to sweep us up at a moment’s notice.
“ Will you stop saying WE CAN’T ALL, you’re making me feel bad !! ”
BELLUM. YOU DESERVE TO FEEL BAD, YOU LITTLE GREMLIN !!! JUST SHUT YOUR TRAP AND BE PROUD OF ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE !!
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