#and I'm like 'beats me bestie 🤷🏻‍♀️' and he just has to believe me because I passed my check | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

revvethasmythh · 6 months

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as a person who loves information but hates manipulative people, one of my favorite things to do right now is to just sit there and give middle of the road prompts to characters like raphael and the emperor who love the sounds of their own voices to sort of suggest that I might be interested in what they're selling, so long as they can convince me to buy. so they just keep talking and talking and I can hum along, getting all the info, and give nods like I'm really considering their deals until they've gotten their whole spiel out and they think they've got me convinced to do what they want and then just go "no, not interested 🫶🥰❤️" and walk away. driving people up the wall, one eldritch horror at a time

#also lying to the emperor is so funny. he is IN my head. he is trying to bang me in my sleep. he's like 'what blocked your thoughts from me?#and I'm like 'beats me bestie 🤷🏻‍♀️' and he just has to believe me because I passed my check #RIP to all the monster men trying to manipulate me I am lying to all of you I have never given a piece of genuine information to y'all #and I never will kindly get bent #rosie plays video games poorly #squad without the s #no but seriously there are so many men trying to manipulate me at this juncture #that dialogue option that's like 'I just want ONE night of dreamless sleep' is SO real

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