#and Mobius being like YA'KNOW IT'S EASY WHEN YOU USE MAGIC~ and Loki taking that as a challenge because we know how he is

[katzirrart]

"S'not burnt... it's caramelized." "I cannot stress enough, how burnt that is..."

My girlfriend and I always come up with stupid food jokes in AUs and Loki is not exempt from this tradition.

I can't imagine him not being confused and amused by the THOUSANDS of ingredients in Midgardian food for starters, but also just mocking how SURELY EASY IT IS TO COOK...

As someone that struggled initially to swap from gas to electric stovetops - the learning curve of temperature... oof.

I can imagine a bet about not using magic to cook and - well... The God of Burning Water he may just be....