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Who is Allison

This is Allison.

Allison is the eldest of the Mayweather siblings - followed by Stanley and Stella (or as you know her, Special One) and a friend of Roy's (mind you, against his will, not that he really minds the company). Sort of lost the ability to care about anything over the years, which helps her exude a perhaps misplaced air of coolness and slight edge. She still pretty cool though.

Kinda sorta maybe perhaps was the one responsible for accidentally losing her sister to the love cult that one time, landing her on the very bottom of the Roy Gribbleston’s Babysitter Assessment Scale™. She was much younger then... got distracted, y'see. Still can't live that accident down, though her sister is back home again. Gets better eventually, and is definitely a lot more mature now, but Roy would still advise you do not hire her to look after your kids.

#Shut the heck your up mouth Roy #DHMIS #DHMIS OC #OC #Don't Hug Me I'm Scared #Dont Hug Me Im Scared #The Arts Parable #Allison #The Mayweathers are not alright and I mean all of them no exceptions #Hey you know that scene in Scott Pilgrim where Wallace Stacey and her boyfriend Jimmy are watching Scott fight the first ex #and Ramona's like welp gotta go tell your gay friends I said bye and Stacey's like gay friends...? and Wallace and Jimmy are making out #and she's like WALLACE! AGAIN?! - yeah well that's kinda what her relationship with Roy is like #also sorta had a minor crush on Roy when they first met but that'd obviously never happen but he does play her wingman sometimes #Hates being asked if her name is Blanche and loves Dr Bob for its tangy battery acid taste #much like Roy who loves Bepis for its sharp taste and rust-remover qualities

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